Humor: *sigh* Even Nostradamus predicted us to lose last weekend

[Boysboy]

Got this off the Giants' MB:

Nostradamus, history’s most famous soothsayer, has prophesized:

In the year of two K and eight, The Prophet Elijah will lead his blue legions to the barren land, where the idolaters of the false star dwell. Prior indignities will be avenged, for the wrath of The Prophet knows no bounds and he WILL take his vengeance. The Prophet will unleash the whirlwind on the Sabbath and the howls of the multitude will rise up, for their suffering will be great. The entire populace will endure the Prophet’s righteous wrath, and their years of shame and futility will endure.

Only one of the star people will not suffer; their fair queen will abandon her eunuch, leave the anguish of the barren land and be taken as a concubine by The Prophet. She will bring great joy to his household and will accompany him to the frozen north as his quest continues.

 

[David276]

that reads more like we are going to get our revenge.

 

[CF74]

That's all fine and dandy but we didn't lose on a Saturday

 

[DallasEast]

This is from the Book of CowboysZone:

"Thou shalt not type TheProphet nor Philo Beddoe on this site"

To do so is blasphemy. Take care.

 

[David Star]

Only one of the star people will not suffer; their fair queen will abandon her eunuch, leave the anguish of the barren land and be taken as a concubine by The Prophet. She will bring great joy to his household and will accompany him to the frozen north as his quest continues.

Does this part mean Romo and Simpson will get married and move an AFC North team?

 

[Rampage]

Only one of the star people will not suffer; their fair queen will abandon her eunuch, leave the anguish of the barren land and be taken as a concubine by The Prophet. She will bring great joy to his household and will accompany him to the frozen north as his quest continues.

Does this part mean Romo and Simpson will get married and move an AFC North team?

i think it means Romo and his girl will go back to his hometown to watch the nfc championship game this weekend

 

[Rack]

Got this off the Giants' MB:

Nostradamus, history’s most famous soothsayer, has prophesized:

In the year of two K and eight, The Prophet Elijah will lead his blue legions to the barren land, where the idolaters of the false star dwell. Prior indignities will be avenged, for the wrath of The Prophet knows no bounds and he WILL take his vengeance. The Prophet will unleash the whirlwind on the Sabbath and the howls of the multitude will rise up, for their suffering will be great. The entire populace will endure the Prophet’s righteous wrath, and their years of shame and futility will endure.

Only one of the star people will not suffer; their fair queen will abandon her eunuch, leave the anguish of the barren land and be taken as a concubine by The Prophet. She will bring great joy to his household and will accompany him to the frozen north as his quest continues.

Funny, but the giants didn't "Unleash" anything. The cowboys gave the game away. Plain and simple.

The "Frozen North" will be the Giants resting place.

 

[windward]

Yay for Nostradamus.

He whose predictions can be made to prophesize practically anything.

 

[HighTechDave]

i call BS. What quatrain is this from? I've got the book

 

[the kid 05]

Got this off the Giants' MB:

Nostradamus, history’s most famous soothsayer, has prophesized:

In the year of two K and eight, The Prophet Elijah will lead his blue legions to the barren land, where the idolaters of the false star dwell. Prior indignities will be avenged, for the wrath of The Prophet knows no bounds and he WILL take his vengeance. The Prophet will unleash the whirlwind on the Sabbath and the howls of the multitude will rise up, for their suffering will be great. The entire populace will endure the Prophet’s righteous wrath, and their years of shame and futility will endure.

Only one of the star people will not suffer; their fair queen will abandon her eunuch, leave the anguish of the barren land and be taken as a concubine by The Prophet. She will bring great joy to his household and will accompany him to the frozen north as his quest continues.

The last portion makes me think that the NFC Championship will go though Packer town next year (or this year). Elijah though could mean...Eli. "She will bring great joy to his household" could be talking about Strahan...ya know the rumors...

 

[David Star]

The last portion makes me think that the NFC Championship will go though Packer town next year (or this year). Elijah though could mean...Eli. "She will bring great joy to his household" could be talking about Strahan...ya know the rumors...

:leave:

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Boysboy

and

40bates40

are in running for worst thread starters in 2008.


The Mods will eventually have enough of this.... and then it ends.

 

[ctalker]

Didn't he predict the end of the world in the year 2000? Hence we got the artist formerly known as Prince and now some weird symbol to make that song 'party like its 1999'.

I wish Nasto would be a little more consistant in his predictions.

Funny stuff though.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Didn't he predict the end of the world in the year 2000?

No. His prediction is something like the year 3995...

 

[windward]

Boysboy

and

40bates40

are in running for worst thread starters in 2008.


The Mods will eventually have enough of this.... and then it ends.

eh, Boysboy is not that bad. He's had some really solid posts.

 

[ctalker]

No. His prediction is something like the year 3995...

You are correct. I guess it is a common misconception that it was the year 2000.

 

[TheCount]

Yay for Nostradamus.

He whose predictions can be made to prophesize practically anything.

You're missing the part where this is completely made up.

 

[TwentyOne]

.....their fair queen will abandon her eunuch....

Now let me guess: If the queen is Jessica Simpson then what does that mean to Romo ?

 

[windward]

You're missing the part where this is completely made up.

That too.:

 

[CliffnDallas]

Sounds more like Nostradumbas if you ask me.