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How To Get Rich Quick
On The Internet!

This may be the most important document you will ever read.
So grab a cup of coffee and read on.

StarKist Answers Your FAQ's
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Q. Can anybody get incredibly rich online?
A. Of course; this is the Internet.

Q. How long will it take me to get incredibly rich?
A. Generally no more than two or three days.

Q. Does it take hard work or long hours to get incredibly rich?
A. Of course not; this is the Internet.

Q. How do I get started to become incredibly rich?
A. Just surf around until you see a banner or a link that says something like, "Make Fourteen Million Dollars by Thursday." Then just click on the link to get started.

Q. It won’t really take that long though, will it?
A. Of course not; This is the Internet. They just say that so you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Q. Are there any other headlines I should be on the watch for?
A. Certainly! Any ads with the phrase "free to join," "guaranteed results", or "no work involved" are always sure bets. If you see an ad that has all THREE of those phrases in it, you can start shopping for your Lamborghini.

Q. But I’ve already joined 212 of these free programs. It’s been almost a week now, and I’m still not incredibly rich. Now what should I do?
A. Simply consult one of the millions of Internet "gurus" who has already gotten incredibly rich on HIS Internet earnings.

Q. What if I never heard of anyone becoming incredibly rich from his Internet earnings?
A. There are lots and lots of them around. Next time you go in McDonalds ask the "Fries wit dat" guy. He is most likely is one of them.

Q. Are you pulling my leg?
A. Would I LIE to a potential millionaire?

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