I am going to the Walmart. Anyone want sumptin? QB?

Hadenough

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Sir, why are you returning Dak?
Damaged goods? Customer dissatisfaction? In working pieces? Not pleased as advertised?
Cheap imitation of a true franchise QB. Just good enough to prevent Dallas from packaging a block buster deal to trade up and draft Trevor Lawrence in 2020 draft. He already prevented Dallas from drafting Watson and Mahomes.
 

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1. Another QB
2. Martin healthy
3. A third monster LB.

Anyone?
Anything?
What are your 3 wishes, ruffians and hangers-on?
Beer salt. I love sal con limon!
Beer... duh, we gots beer salt and *****.
And banana leaves. You have no idea how many uses those things have!
And grab Harpo Marx, if you see him. Everyone needs a Harpo Marx.
 

lukin2006

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Can you bring a good owner back, oh heck, any owner not named Jones.
 

Gameover

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1. Another QB
2. Martin healthy
3. A third monster LB.

Anyone?
Anything?
What are your 3 wishes, ruffians and hangers-on?
For you to get lost and never to find your way home







Look who’s at the tippy tops of another list!

Isn’t that the bum who can’t pass downfield?!
 
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ABQCOWBOY

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Coffee, Eggs, some Longhorn Cheese, beans and potatoes. Some diet A&W, couple tins of biscuits, and some tortillas. Maybe some whole milk, that's about it. Thank you!
 
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You might have to shop at a Whole Foods rather than a generic Wal-Mart to find something better than Dak. But good luck with that. ;)
 
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