I am no longer the messiest pig in America

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They should turn it into a reality series. Just watching that woman clean her home......24/7, nonstop until its spick and span.
 

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How can you all call this that messy? Take a look at all the refuse-it's organized!
 

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That is disgusting.

how could someone consume all that fast food. The woman must be 400lbs.

Amazing.
 

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She be thrown in jail for allowing her house to turn into that.

Stunned. Shocked. Befuddled. Repulsed. Flabbergasted.
 

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Maybe she lives right next to a Whataburger, Dominos, Tobacco Shop, and the Hurricane just washed all of that into her house.

What was that brown stuff leaking out the toilet? Nasty.
 

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That's really nothing compared to someone of the houses they have shown of animal hoarders, if you've ever watched any of the Animal Precinct shows on Animal Planet.

Imagine that level of waste created by people, then top it with animal waste from 50-60 cats, 20 dogs, birds, etc. Then you get the really good stuff like roaches, too.

Good times.

:blech:
 

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Yeagermeister;2348239 said:
I really wish I had not opened that link.
You and me both. I was about to go to lunch. Now I think I want to throw up.
 

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WoodysGirl;2348460 said:
You and me both. I was about to go to lunch. Now I think I want to throw up.

The apt belongs to an unknown female who resides in Texas. And you are fond of pizza. Hmmm.
 

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Faerluna;2348445 said:
That's really nothing compared to someone of the houses they have shown of animal hoarders, if you've ever watched any of the Animal Precinct shows on Animal Planet.

Imagine that level of waste created by people, then top it with animal waste from 50-60 cats, 20 dogs, birds, etc. Then you get the really good stuff like roaches, too.

Good times.

:blech:

agreeeeeed
 

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bbgun;2348483 said:
The apt belongs to an unknown female who resides in Texas. And you are fond of pizza. Hmmm.
I live in a house and I'm NOT fond of Dominoes, so that rules me out.

On the flip side, she seems right up your ally, since it looks like you were looking for a messy female counterpart to go with your messiest pig in America status.

You may have just found your soul mate.
 

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WoodysGirl;2348532 said:
I live in a house and I'm NOT fond of Dominoes, so that rules me out.

On the flip side, she seems right up your ally, since it looks like you were looking for a messy female counterpart to go with your messiest pig in America status.

You may have just found your soul mate.

Tell you what: I'll pop over tonight with a deep-dish pizza and a big bottle of Formula 409. We'll tackle that sty together. What do you say?
 

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bbgun;2348592 said:
Tell you what: I'll pop over tonight with a deep-dish pizza and a big bottle of Formula 409. We'll tackle that sty together. What do you say?

:popcorn:
 

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bbgun;2348592 said:
Tell you what: I'll pop over tonight with a deep-dish pizza and a big bottle of Formula 409. We'll tackle that sty together. What do you say?
That's alright. I don't clean up other people's ****.

Between you, the nasty lady living there and a hazmat crew, I'm sure y'all got it covered. And with as much stuff in that house, you and the lady will have plenty of bonding time.
 
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