I hate you, Tony Romo...

Danny White

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One of the best ExtremeSkins threads I've read in awhile! :lmao2:

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=214165

I hate you, Tony Romo

Dear Antonio Ramiro (Tony) Romo,

This is an open letter to tell you how much I hate you. Hate is a strong word, severe dislike is probably more accurate, but you play for the Dallas Cowboys, so hate is what you get. You'll probably never read this, maybe some of your troll fans will, but hopefully you can pick up the vibe when you visit December 30th.

My beloved team, the Commanders, has had some success against the Cowboys the past two years. Before that, it was a dark time, a time that I never want to revisit. One recent constant however, was that we could be pretty sure a Cowboys quarterback wouldn't personally beat us. Sure, an aging Emmitt Smith would still somehow rumble for 150 yards against us (out of his 600 total for the season) but we wouldn't have to worry about Quincy Carter or Drew Bledsoe.

Now you have taken that comfort from me, and this is why I hate. I hate you for being an undrafted free agent in 2003. Couldn't you have at least cost the Cowboys a draft pick? I'm not asking for much here, but maybe a 3rd rounder, possibly a 4th? I hate you for replacing Drew Bledsoe, who was guaranteed to shoot the Cowboys in the foot at least once or twice a game, and dependably be in the pocket on every play for our D-Line to tee off on.

I hate you for being a scrambler who makes plays. I especially hate it when the ball gets snapped over your head, you kick it another ten yards, and then you turn and scramble and still make a first down. If you're going to scramble like that, can't you at least have a 45% completion rate like Michael Vick used to?

I hate you for being relatively young, and leaving the Cowboys set at the QB position for years. I hate your damned smiling, happy-go-lucky press conferences, where you fire off jokes and act like you don't have a care in the world. I hate the smiling, happy-go-lucky faces you make on the bench during the game when you've thrown another touchdown, that everything is going so damned perfect for you.

I hate the fact that though Jason Campbell will eventually be a better quarterback than you are, he's not quite there yet. I hate that I have to deal with it. Revenge will be sweet, but it's a little ways off.

I hate the fact that you are (or were) nailing Carrie Underwood and I'm not, because DAMN!

Most of all, I hate the fact that you and your team are 4-0 and look pretty good this year. After the past couple of years, and the way my Commanders are coming together, I was pretty confident that we could take you. Five minutes behind the bleachers and we'd have your lunch money and given you a black eye for posterity. Now I'm forced to consider alternate possibilities, and I don't like having to do that.

That Mr. Romo, is why I want Andre Carter to wear your spleen for a hat. It's why I envision the Commanders wearing all white uniforms with a touch of red, the red being spatters of blood from your broken nose. December 30th, you're coming to our house, and I want you as uncomfortable as possible without bringing spinal injuries into it (I'm not that angry.) Please do me a favor and don't show up that day. I will send Mike Sellers to your hotel room the night before if necessary, but don't show up. I smell blood...your blood...and I want my Commanders to bathe in it.

Yours
Phoward12
 

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At work a Skins fan friend of mine just shakes his head when he sees me walk by his office. I said, "you scared yet?"

He said, "I passed scared a couple of weeks ago."
 

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I saw that as well. What a riot. These guys are just beside themselves over what we are doing.

Imagine if for some reason we would go undefeated and break the Dolphins record.

Can you imagine the mass suicides at extremeskins?

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Hostile;1680474 said:
At work a Skins fan friend of mine just shakes his head when he sees me walk by his office. I said, "you scared yet?"

He said, "I passed scared a couple of weeks ago."

He along with the rest of the NFL are finally taking notice. Embrace the hate!
 

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I especially enjoyed the part about Andre Carter wearing Romo's spleen.

I wonder if this guy ever watched the Commander-Cowboy games recently, b/c Carter couldn't even get to Bledsoe.:lmao2:
 

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Hostile;1680474 said:
At work a Skins fan friend of mine just shakes his head when he sees me walk by his office. I said, "you scared yet?"

He said, "I passed scared a couple of weeks ago."

good stuff.....

the only skin fan in our office was fired a few weeks ago. :D
 

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1fisher;1680515 said:
good stuff.....

the only skin fan in our office was fired a few weeks ago. :D
I am trying to get a whole group to go watch next week's game at Famous Sam's on Golf Links and Kolb (Cowboys bar). I have invited him.

He said, "seeing all you guys happy might kill me."

I said, "please come then."
 

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A skins fan that I know called me and said that Dallas was going to the Superbowl this year. :D

I then proceeded to berate him for trying to jinx us. :angry:


Skins fans will stop at nothing to ensure our downfall. :laugh2:
 

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Hostile;1680529 said:
I am trying to get a whole group to go watch next week's game at Famous Sam's on Golf Links and Kolb (Cowboys bar). I have invited him.

He said, "seeing all you guys happy might kill me."

I said, "please come then."

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
 

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Haha I liked this one from the same thread...

In my 35 years of being a Commanders fan, I've always hated the Cowboys and any and every player that has ever played for them. (Thank you George Allen for instilling that in me.)

The names have come and gone, the list is long. From Tom Landry and his stupid hat, Roger the Dodger, Drew Pearson, Ed Too Tall Jones, Randy White, Harvey Martin, Everson Walls, Charlie Waters, Hollywood Henderson, The TE who always pulled out his imaginary pistols and fired everytime he scored a TD, Billy Joe Dupree?, Tony Dorsett, Robert Newhouse, Danny White to Jimmy Johnson, Dave Campo, Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin, Deion Sanders, Darrel Johnston, Jay Novacek, Bill Bates, Big *** Erick Williams and Larry Allen, Leon Lett, Charles Haley, Dat the Gnat Nguyen, Roy Williams, Bill Parcells.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but you get the picture. 35 years of hating a team and their players.

Well, maybe I'm getting mellow in my old age, but even though I still hate the Cowboys, I can honestly say, I like Tony Romo. As much as I want not to like him, I do. Too bad he's a Cowboy.
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djdoug;1680664 said:
I wonder if they can name any of their players!'cause they shure know ours!!!
That's exactly what I was thinking. They are obsessed with us.:lmao:
 
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