I have a crush on my French teacher

[Reverend Conehead]

Every weekend I Skype with her to practice and get better at French. My conversation ability had become much more fluid. This is cool. It's totally working.

She's adorable, and I can't help but feel attracted to her. The sad thing is, we could never in a million years be together. Amber Heard would get insanely jealous and stalk her down, making her life miserable.

Well, at least I'm no longer locked in a cage in Amber's basement. Runwildboys alerted Johnny Depp, and he came and rescued me. However, I don't for a second think that Amber will just let this drop. The woman is obsessed with me. I fear she might tap into my Skype chats and wonder, "Who is this French *****?" At least she won't be able to understand what we're talking about.

 

[Hardline]

My 8th grade English teacher was an ex-Playboy playmate. I understand your frustration.

 

[Mannix]

My 8th grade English teacher was an ex-Playboy playmate. I understand your frustration.

Name???

 

[Passepartout]

I always thought the French language was always beautiful there.

 

[The Fonz]

Once you meet her the crush will fade out...
next crush will be your Swedish teacher

 

[nobody]

Every weekend I Skype with her to practice and get better at French. My conversation ability had become much more fluid. This is cool. It's totally working.

She's adorable, and I can't help but feel attracted to her. The sad thing is, we could never in a million years be together. Amber Heard would get insanely jealous and stalk her down, making her life miserable.

Well, at least I'm no longer locked in a cage in Amber's basement. Runwildboys alerted Johnny Depp, and he came and rescued me. However, I don't for a second think that Amber will just let this drop. The woman is obsessed with me. I fear she might tap into my Skype chats and wonder, "Who is this French *****?" At least she won't be able to understand what we're talking about.

You poor fool. You didn't check for latex mask lines on your French Teacher's neck did you? It is Amber!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

You poor fool. You didn't check for latex mask lines on your French Teacher's neck did you? It is Amber!

ACK! .... Well, at least her French is really good. You know that's rather attracti....... AAAHHHH, NNOOOO! She sure found a weird way to stalk me.

 

[CouchCoach]

Kiss her but keep your tongue out of it, they don’t like that.

 

[dreghorn2]

Be careful, French girls are oh so sexy but oh so fiery as well.

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

Every weekend I Skype with her to practice and get better at French.

Pictures or it never happened.

 

[CouchCoach]

Hey; speaking of French, where is Londonboy? He just loves them.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Pictures or it never happened.

I knew someone would demand a picture. Oh, all right, this is totally violating her privacy, but here she is...........

Voilà, mon enseignante française.

You gotta admit, she's gorgeous.

 

[Praxit]

Be careful, French girls are oh so sexy but oh so fiery as well.

..no kidding, they will beat the Croissant out of you.. ..

 

[lukin2006]

I knew someone would demand a picture. Oh, all right, this is totally violating her privacy, but here she is...........

Voilà, mon enseignante française.

You gotta admit, she's gorgeous.

hmmm. Could be a coincidence but that’s my French teacher as well…she has a crush on a student of hers. Never mind, forget I mentioned it…probably just a coincidence….

 

[triplets_93]

My HS Spanish teacher was a cheerful buxom 25 year old blonde. That was my feel good class of the day!!

 

[nobody]

I never had a single teacher that I thought was utterly hot. There were some in the high school, but I never had them