I have a dilemma with an Eagles fan...

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My apologies in advanced if I'm posting this in the wrong section as it's my first post since joining this phenomenal site.

I seek the advice of my fellow Cowboy fans as I've tried every known tactic to end this frustrating weekly happening.

I love the Cowboys, I have since I was 10 years old and I used to watch Danny White QB for the Boys'. I also play golf with my crew at least weekly at a local course that is just too good of a price to pass up; $18.00 for 18 holes.

Unfortunately, the clubhouse guy that works there (nephew of the owner) is a big time Eagles fan and every time me and my boys walk in to pay our fees, the first line he drops when he sees me is:

"COWBOYS SUUUUUUUCK!!!"

He guffaws like a baboon after yelling this statement and always says he's just kidding. He knows quite a bit about the game and we've talked in the past like two normal guys would about the NFL games and games we've seen however, he screams this obcsentity (which is how I take it) each and every time he sees me and my crew when we initially show up to play a round.

Now, if it had only been a few times is one thing but, he's been doing it every week for the past THREE years! I kid you not nor do I exaggerate my dilemma.

At first, it was funny especially when I would shoot back something such as, "Come talk to me when your Eagles get a ring." Or, "Really? If the Cowboys suck and they have 5 rings and the Eagles have none, what does that say about the Eagles?"

He's just one of those guys that thinks it's always funny no matter how many times you tell the same joke over and over. It's borderline mental disorder with this guy and I've become accustomed to just ignoring the somewhat offensive battle cry he feels obligated to share with everyone within earshot.

You can imagine the brutal verbal beating I took last year when the Cowboys got their tails handed to them by the Eagles 44-6.

So I come to this forum in hopes of getting some sound advice on how to handle or NOT handle this situation.

I've thought about switching courses and even have played on different ones but the price is just too good to beat considering most courses around my area run in the $50 for 18 range.

This past year when the Cowboys beat the Eagles, I went into the clubhouse with a big smile on my face but my guy was no where to be seen. Almost like he KNEW I was going to say something to him so he decided to call in sick on that day fully knowing me and my crew would be coming in. (They have my tee time at least a week in advanced so he would know when I'm playing.)

So, in conclusion I'd like to thank you for reading my post and especially thank those that respond to my issue.

Go Cowboys! Let's get ring # 6!

Carlos Shepherd
 

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Nice story; hopefully he'll eat his words after this season!

:welcome:to the board!
 

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I've thought about that but the fact that I love my freedom and that I'm anal retentive forbid me from taking this road.
 
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clshep;3189778 said:
I've thought about that but the fact that I love my freedom and that I'm anal retentive forbid me from taking this road.

I understand.

Must be tempting though.
 

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Take your money elsewhere.
Let the owners nephew and the owner know that the money your crew spends can go to someplace where you're not degraded every time you walk through the door.
 

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Oh, how I've wanted to take my 3 iron to his skull on multiple occassions. Unfortunately, he has access to as many clubs as I do being that he's in the clubhouse. I can forsee a golf club battle akin to Skywalker and Vader taking place...
 

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it seems like that's his greeting for when you gus come in. that's how philly fans say "hello" to Cowboy fans. in one ear and out the other.
 

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I've never met an eagles fan that had an ounce of class so this story doesn't really surprise me. Continue to take the high road and take solice in knowing you don't have to wake up with the knowledge that you're an eagles fan :)
 

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:welcome: to the Zone!

Insult him the same way the Cowboys were once insulted. Yell, "Next Year's Champions!" If he takes offense and replies back something like, "We have been NFL champions before!", holler back, "Yeah! In 1960!"

If he says anything back, just shake your head and go about your business. Any more backtalk from him will only proves his dementia.
 

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Go Big D!;3189791 said:
Continue to take the high road and take solice in knowing you don't have to wake up with the knowledge that you're an eagles fan :)

Or hide a battery in an ice ball and throw it at his face next time you walk in. :)
 

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Next time he says that to you, just wink at him and say, "Well, if you think the Cowboys suck...then the Eagles swallow!!


;)
 

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5Stars;3189808 said:
Next time he says that to you, just wink at him and say, "Well, if you think the Cowboys suck...then the Eagles swallow!!


;)



That is an OUTSTANDING idea! :laugh2:
 

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clshep;3189814 said:
That is an OUTSTANDING idea! :laugh2:


Oh, I forgot...then say, "Well, except for McNabb. After he swallows, he always throws up"!
 

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i would just do the same thing to him. EAGLES SUCK!!!!!!first thing when i see him everytime till it gets under his skin the same way.
 

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You sound like a really nice guy which is probably why you didn't say anything to him the next time you saw him--you know--when he didn't have the guts to show up after the Cowboys' beat the Eaglets earlier in the season.

If I were you, I think I just keep him simple like: If the Eagles win and he says something to you, I'd just smile and say "well it's nice to see you this time when the Eagles win cause you sure didn't show up after the Cowboys beat you earlier this week". You could also add if you didn't want to be so nice that "others noticed you weren't here to take it like a man".

Now if, as we all hope, the Cowboys win. He will probably still say the "Cowboys s...." when you see him to which you meant want to add "not nearly so much as the losser Eaglets do" & then go on your way.

Of you could just continue to be the nice guy who remains frustrated by this nut. Just make sure you don't let him drive you away from the best priced course where you can play. That'show bullies win; the good guy doesn't want to hurt the other poor guy's feelings.
 
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