I love me some ketchup samiches! - Michael Irvin

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A Pro Football Hall of Famer eating ketchup sandwiches?

Thursday, July 26, 2007
By Todd Porter
REPOSITORY SPORTS WRITER

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These days, Michael Irvin appreciates a gourmet meal as much as the next millionaire athlete. But a steak dinner is a long way from the Fort Lauderdale home in which Irvin grew up.

Back when Irvin was a kid, there were times he went hungry. Real hungry.

And there were times when he looked for something that wouldn’t necessarily stick to his ribs as much as coat his belly.

So the Pro Football Hall of Famer ate ketchup sandwiches. That’s if he could find bread, which wasn’t always available in a house with 17 kids. And Irvin would eat mayonnaise sandwiches if ketchup wasn’t in the fridge.

On the rare occasion — when there was a box of cereal still full — Irvin would sneak into the kitchen after everyone else went to sleep.

Before he was a Hall of Famer and before he grew into one of the best wide receivers in the NFL, Irvin ate cereal that was usually softened with tap water.

Big family

In a home of 17 kids, how often was there a gallon of milk?

Walter and Pearl Irvin each brought children from previous marriages. Walter had two and Pearl brought six. After they married, they had nine kids to bring to 17 the number of mouths to feed.

Irvin grew up in a home where his father was a roofer, often working 12-hour days in the hot Florida sun. His mother stayed at home to help raise the large family.

fight for fans

The Irvins had an air conditioner, but it wasn’t plugged in. The electricity it cost to cool the house was not a luxury afforded in a home with one fan.

“It wasn’t good then, but it’s funny when I think about it,” Irvin said in a Sporting News story.

“We couldn’t afford two fans. How much do fans cost? I always would have to be the one to go steal the fan from the girls’ room. You had to ‘call’ the fan after 6 in the morning, like, ‘We get the fan tonight.’

“My sisters always seemed to be able to call the fan, and I always would go steal it. Now we’re OK, and we sleep. Of course, my sisters start to get hot, and they’d come in and steal it right back.”

Reach Repository sports writer Todd Porter at (330) 580-8340 or e-mail: todd.porter@cantonrep.com
 

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15 kids from 1 woman. Holy..................That's gotta be some kind of a record.
 

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I remember reading that cold cereal with tap water was a pre-game ritual for Irvin... reminded him of where he came from.
 

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My cousin used to eat a ton of ketchup on everything. Hot dogs, hamburgers, burritos, anything he could smother ketchup in he'd do it. One of his favorite snacks was a ketchup sandwhich that was more ketchup then it was bread. Used to make me throw up in my mouth everytime I witnessed his ketchup intake.
 

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Seven;1564235 said:
15 kids from 1 woman. Holy..................That's gotta be some kind of a record.
It isn't even close.

69 kids from one woman by a lady in Russia.

The highest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is 69, to the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782) of Shuya, Russia. Between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of [FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot][FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot]triplets[/FONT][/FONT], and four sets of quadruplets. 67 of them survived infancy.
 

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Hostile;1564289 said:
It isn't even close.

69 kids from one woman by a lady in Russia.

The highest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is 69, to the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782) of Shuya, Russia. Between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of [COLOR=orange ! important][FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot][COLOR=orange ! important][FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot]triplets[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR], and four sets of quadruplets. 67 of them survived infancy.

Daddy was busy. :lmao2:
 

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Doomsday101;1564296 said:
Daddy was busy. :lmao2:
Not as busy as Mama. Do the math. 27 pregnancies at 9 months apiece is 20 years and 3 months of her life that she was pregnant.

Talk about a life sentence.
 

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Hostile;1564307 said:
Not as busy as Mama. Do the math. 27 pregnancies at 9 months apiece is 20 years and 3 months of her life that she was pregnant.

Talk about a life sentence.

Daddy never knew what to get her for Christmas and her birthday and he knew she liked kids so why not give her another one. :lmao2:
 

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i had to eat mayo sandwiches at one point in life too. Going through that really does make you appreciate a Ribeye these days.
 

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Hostile;1564289 said:
It isn't even close.

69 kids from one woman by a lady in Russia.

The highest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is 69, to the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782) of Shuya, Russia. Between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of [FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot][FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot]triplets[/FONT][/FONT], and four sets of quadruplets. 67 of them survived infancy.

:eek: :bow:
 

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dogunwo;1564345 said:
i had to eat mayo sandwiches at one point in life too. Going through that really does make you appreciate a Ribeye these days.

I used to eat Sour Cream Sandwiches when I was in grade school. I remember one day I was eating mine, and a classmate noticed. He thought I had a mayo sandwich (which he was eating). I almost gagged when I heard mayo sandwich. :laugh2: When I told him mine was a sour cream one, he asked if I wanted to trade. Curiosity got the best of me. :bang2:
 

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I ate Miracle Whip sandwiches as a little kid(under 9 yrs - I liked them), but couldn't do it now.
 

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Star-Fan;1564452 said:
I used to eat Sour Cream Sandwiches when I was in grade school.

That one wins the disgusting title. Seriously, what's with the mayo, ketchup and sour cream sandwiches? Peanut butter isn't expensive, and neither is jelly. And don't forget the Raman noodles.
 

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Walter and Pearl Irvin each brought children from previous marriages. Walter had two and Pearl brought six.

This explains alot...and it has to do with a story I'm sure you won't believe.

In '95 on our first visit to Dallas...we had tickets for the first game(Phil Monday night- Sec 22 Row 22 Seats 21-22 The 'Emmitt Zone':) ) but not the next week against the 49ers.

I spent the next week asking anyone and everyone for available tickets with no luck. Then one day while I took my wife boot shopping, I was talking to a guy that worked there and told him of my quest for tickets. He told me give him a minute, and he'd make a call for me.

He made the call, and waived me over to give me the phone. The guy on the other end said he could help me, and said stay at the boot shop and he'd be there in 15 minutes. While I waited, the guy told me his name was 'Skinny', and that he was Michael Irvin's brother...and great friends with Tony Dorsett.

Yeah, well I didn't care if he is Jeffrey Dahmer's brother, I just needed some tickets. I waited outside and soon enough a tall skinny guy showed up. Told me he had already sold his best seats for the game....but could get us into the Stadium Club for the game for $125 a piece.

I reached for my wallet, and he said hold onto the cash til gameday...meet him at gate 1(I believe-steps away from the walking bridge that crossed the highway) and call him on the phone and he'd come and get us.

Right up to game time I was quite suspect of the whole ting...but sure enough, I made the call and here he came. Took us in a side door past security("they're with me"), up an escalater and dang if we weren't in the Stadium Club.

Asked me if it was good enough, I said yes and settled up the ante. Full buffet and didn't have to pay for drinks(glittered schnapps in test tubes was the featured drink of the day) and we proceeded to watch the Niners spank us.

Who cared?!? We're rubbing shoulders with Eugene Lockhart and sure enough...Tony Dorsett. At halftime 'Skinny' came up to me and told me he and Tony were leaving and invited us up to the Cowboy Cafe afterwards. We made the trek, and shared a table with them all for a couple of hours(Dorsett was not a very sociable guy...so I didn't buy the bastid a drink!)

Over the next couple of years, I came to rely on Skinny for all our Cowboy needs. He'd call me in the off season to see if we were coming, to "keep his lines in the water" as he'd say. One year he gave us Tony's season tickets for a game...the 50 yard line.

I asked him one day what his real name was...and he told me Mike.:confused: "How could this be?" I asked. He said they had the same mom, but different dads...and his real dad lived in nearby Alliance, Ohio.

I've since lost Skinny's number..and lost contact with him. I'm hoping to run into him HOF weekend...but I know it's a longshot. I'll never really know if he is really Michael's brother...but from our experiences and the doors he opened for us (including Valley Ranch) who am I to ask?
 

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Hostile;1564289 said:
It isn't even close.

69 kids from one woman by a lady in Russia.

The highest officially recorded number of children born to one mother is 69, to the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782) of Shuya, Russia. Between 1725 and 1765, in a total of 27 confinements, she gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of [FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot][FONT=verdana,geneva,lucida,&quot]triplets[/FONT][/FONT], and four sets of quadruplets. 67 of them survived infancy.

No.

Friggin'.

Way.

Sheesh. Every time she farted..............TA-DAH!!!
 

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Hostile;1564346 said:
Fertile Myrtle the baby machine.

MUM: Come on, now. Out you go. Now, uh, Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine, Martha, Andrew, Thomas, Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique, and Sasha, it's your bedtime.

CHILDREN: Aww, Mum!

MUM: Now, don't argue!
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Laura, Alfred, Nigel, Annie, Simon, Amanda,--

DAD: Wait! I've got something to tell the whole family.

MUM: Oh, quick. Go and get the others in, Gordon.

CHILDREN: What could it be? Shhh...

DAD: The mill's closed! There's no more work. We're destitute.

CHILDREN: [talking]

DAD: Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

CHILDREN: [whining]

DAD: No, no. That's the way it is, my loves. Blame the Catholic church for not letting me wear one of those little rubber things. Oh, they've done some wonderful things in their time. They preserved the might and majesty, the mystery of the Church of Rome, and the sanctity of the sacraments, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity, but if they'd let me wear one of those little rubber things on the end of my @#$%, we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
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