I wasn't invited to King Charles' coronation!

[Reverend Conehead]

Can you believe that slight? I wasn't invited to King Charles' coronation. What the hey???? They act like I'm not an important person. Hasn't the royal family followed my time travel journeys and how I've saved the world from Amber Heard's devious plans numerous times? How ungrateful. I was getting ready to take a trip to Great Britain, but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. The royal family slights me by withholding an invite. Sheesh.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Sounds like you should not worry about an invitation to King Charles coronation but should rather worry about getting a date with Prince Valium.

 

[Cowpolk]

Can you believe that slight? I wasn't invited to King Charles' coronation. What the hey???? They act like I'm not an important person. Hasn't the royal family followed my time travel journeys and how I've saved the world from Amber Heard's devious plans numerous times? How ungrateful. I was getting ready to take a trip to Great Britain, but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. The royal family slights me by withholding an invite. Sheesh.

It is because you fart to much

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Sounds like you should not worry about an invitation to King Charles coronation but should rather worry about getting a date with Prince Valium.

I don't go that way ... not that there's anything wrong with that. Is there a Princess Valium?

It is because you fart to much

Ah, crap. I was worried about that. I'm off to the store to buy some Bean-o.

 

[csirl]

You could travel back in time and go to Charles I or Charles II coronation.

 

[Londonboy]

Can you believe that slight? I wasn't invited to King Charles' coronation. What the hey???? They act like I'm not an important person. Hasn't the royal family followed my time travel journeys and how I've saved the world from Amber Heard's devious plans numerous times? How ungrateful. I was getting ready to take a trip to Great Britain, but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. The royal family slights me by withholding an invite. Sheesh.

If You take Me back to Wembley 1966, I'll take You as My plus 1.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Can you believe that slight? I wasn't invited to King Charles' coronation. What the hey???? They act like I'm not an important person. Hasn't the royal family followed my time travel journeys and how I've saved the world from Amber Heard's devious plans numerous times? How ungrateful. I was getting ready to take a trip to Great Britain, but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. The royal family slights me by withholding an invite. Sheesh.

Maybe Amber Heard got to them and had you blackballed. You know how petty and vindictive she can be.......

 

[Londonboy]

You could travel back in time and go to Charles I or Charles II coronation.

He could trick Amber into following Him and have Her burned as a witch.

 

[DallasEast]

~riiiinnng~

Camilia Bowles: Hello?
Amber Heard: Camilia?
Camilia Bowles: Amber? Is that you?
Amber Heard: Yes. I have bad news. I will not be coming to your wedding.
Camilia Bowles: Oh no! Why not?
Amber Heard: I read your invite list. Reverend Conehead is coming.
Camilia Bowles: Reverend Conehead? Are you talking about that odd pointy head chap who eats like a garbage disposal?
Amber Heard: That's him.
Camilia Bowles: I did not know he was one of my invited guests. I will have my aide remove him. Please come.
Amber Heard: Thanks Camilia. I knew I could count on you.
Camilia Bowles: Any time love. I know you're busy. When is your next time travel destination?
Amber Heard: 1996. Don't you remember? I must go back and make certain Charles and Diana get divorced. The temporal causality loop created by Reverend Conehead must be broken in order for you to get married now.
Camilia Bowles: Good Heavens! How did I forget that?
Amber Heard: Do not think about it. Thinking about time travel gives me headaches. See you soon!

 

[gtb1943]

I will always consider Charles a true POS for the way he treated Diana.
If he was laying on the ground on fire I would not stop to piss on him.

 

[dsturgeon]

I will always consider Charles a true POS for the way he treated Diana.
If he was laying on the ground on fire I would not stop to piss on him.

eat a snickers

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Can you believe that slight? I wasn't invited to King Charles' coronation. What the hey???? They act like I'm not an important person. Hasn't the royal family followed my time travel journeys and how I've saved the world from Amber Heard's devious plans numerous times? How ungrateful. I was getting ready to take a trip to Great Britain, but NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO. The royal family slights me by withholding an invite. Sheesh.

Nor was I

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Maybe Amber Heard got to them and had you blackballed. You know how petty and vindictive she can be.......

You're totally right. That's exactly what happened. That *****! She's so evil.

 

[Montanalo]

I'll send photos. Dinner is supposed to be spectacular

 

[Hardline]

I would only want to attend Queen Elizabeth I coronation but I would have to travel back in time to 1558.

 

[timb2]

Rev, time travel back and get a date with Princess Diana.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Rev, time travel back and get a date with Princess Diana.

Oh, God, no. She may not have been as bad as Amber Heard, but she was far from squeaky clean. She probably wouldn't be into me anyway.

 

[Londonboy]

Nor was I

Anybody Who's Aunt is a descendant of Lord Nelson should be an automatic choice.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Anybody Who's Aunt is a descendant of Lord Nelson should be an automatic choice.

Exactly

 

[Sarek]

The only thing they forgot to bring was the guilly. I think France has a few in storage.