I wish Jason Garrett was my father!

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  1. BoltsNHorns

    BoltsNHorns RamsFan

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    It doesn't matter what I do, he will always be happy. Go home and show him my report card of straight F's, and he will give me a standing ovation :clap:and probably reward me with a baseball game or two. He seriously would be one of the coolest dad ever. The dude just doesn't take life seriously as shown from his Pro Bowl games where Zeke is a PASS RUSHER and making a mockery of the Pro Bowl.

    I didn't watch much of it but when I saw Jalen Ramsay (AFC) as a receivers, I can help but laugh at how pathetic modern football players are. There is no passion anymore, its all about the $$$.

    Scoring 7 points with a pro-bowl cast and still smiling, laughing, and clapping is so awesome to see (as a dad). Well it beat talking to a brick wall (my dad)

    Horrible coach but seem to know how to have a good time:flagwave:, Dallas is in good...Errr bad hand...:facepalm:


    Oh....yeah Dak threw a pick :muttley:
     
  2. Corso

    Corso Offseason mode... sleepy time

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    Sweet.
     
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  3. AmariChill

    AmariChill Well-Known Member

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    Very useful post. Must’ve taken you a long time to write because of how deep and intellectual it is.
     
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  4. skinsscalper

    skinsscalper Well-Known Member

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    Just when you think the collective IQ couldn't possibly get any lower around here, a Rams fan shows up and totally blows that belief out of the water.

    This might be the dumbest post I have ever seen here, and that's saying a lot.
     
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  5. Outlaw Heroes

    Outlaw Heroes Well-Known Member

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    So I’m thinking I’ll order in tonight.
     
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  6. Idgit

    Idgit Riding the Red Rocket Staff Member

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    Yeah. I think this is another case of confusing what Garrett says publicly with how the team is run internally. We keep hearing that those two things are very different.
     
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  7. BoltsNHorns

    BoltsNHorns RamsFan

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    So this is what happen when I'm not Sober then... Dumbest post ever? Seriously.
     
  8. skinsscalper

    skinsscalper Well-Known Member

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    Find a dumber post in the history of this board. Grab some coffee. I'll wait.
     
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  9. BoltsNHorns

    BoltsNHorns RamsFan

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    What exactly make this post dumb? Can you give me a bulletin board? Or some reason why its dumb?
     
  10. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    Just exactly how precisely age bracketed existence of timelined Hatching incubation period would you really be shoehorned into,,,er,,,anyway?
    Just curious, Bro!:thumbup:



    o_O
     
  11. BoltsNHorns

    BoltsNHorns RamsFan

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    Well let see here, I'm 30 :(, I don't act my age and look younger than my age. When I'm not sober, I'm a good 16 to 17. I miss the memo somewhere on proper age development, also born premature so definitely did not help. I hatched too EARLY!!!!! Another 3 to 4 months, would have left me with some crucial components needed to be successful in life!
     
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  12. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    :lmao:LMAO:lmao:

    YA,MAN,,,I've heard tell that the proximity of those heat lamps are of a rather crucial nature o_O


    *should you wish to continue the enjoyment of receivership of my "likes" in the foreseeable future??? You'll be adopting a much more suitable of worth AVATAR
    :lmao2::laugh::lmao2:
     
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  13. GenoT

    GenoT Well-Known Member

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    Making a questionable post when you’re not sober is well within bounds.

    Belaboring its defense when you are(?) sober, not so much.

    :thumbup:
     
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  14. ConstantReboot

    ConstantReboot Well-Known Member

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    Too funny!
     

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