I woke up this morning celebrating our victory last night

[Reverend Conehead]

... unfortunately, the only victory that happened was in my dreams. I dreamed we went into overtime just like it really happened, except that when we had the OT coin toss, I used my mental telekinesis to make sure we won the toss. Then Garrett found some obscure rule in the playbook that allowed for having two footballs snapped on the field. So Frederick snapped the first ball to Cassel which he thew down the field incomplete, but that drew all the defenders toward it. Meanwhile, the Eagles didn't realize we had another ball, and Martin snapped it to McFadden who completed a slant route to Beasely who zipped down the field for the TD and the win.

I woke up excited and happy at the win, only to get upset when I realized it wasn't real. I'm so desperate for a win from this team that my mind is playing tricks on me.

 

[BigD16]

... unfortunately, the only victory that happened was in my dreams. I dreamed we went into overtime just like it really happened, except that when we had the OT coin toss, I used my mental telekinesis to make sure we won the toss. Then Garrett found some obscure rule in the playbook that allowed for having two footballs snapped on the field. So Frederick snapped the first ball to Cassel which he thew down the field incomplete, but that drew all the defenders toward it. Meanwhile, the Eagles didn't realize we had another ball, and Martin snapped it to McFadden who completed a slant route to Beasely who zipped down the field for the TD and the win.

I woke up excited and happy at the win, only to get upset when I realized it wasn't real. I'm so desperate for a win from this team that my mind is playing tricks on me.

This post made my day lol