xwalker
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If Garrett and/or Jerry want to keep the masses happy, they should just keep 1 player on the roster that can't really play and have him do something stupid. Then they could invent some spectacular and public methods to cut that player for whatever he did. They could then sign a another guy for the same purpose and repeat the process.
Fans and media would love to see a player cut in some abrupt manner. It could make a local hero of Garrett and/or Jerry.
Jerry could come down to the sidelines and cut the player during the game despite the fact that he is inactive.
Garrett could cut him during a press conference.
They could have the PA guy at the Stadium announce that the player had been cut and then put up the applause sign on Jerry's big TV.
Jerry could dress as the Grim Reaper and cut him at a team Halloween party and leak the video to the press.
They could cut him via Twitter.
They could have Joseph Randle come out to mid field before the next home game and Garrett could hold him while Jerry kicks him in the Groin and then in unison (like Hans and Frans), they tell him he's cut (they would be Mike'd up).
Fans and media would love to see a player cut in some abrupt manner. It could make a local hero of Garrett and/or Jerry.
Jerry could come down to the sidelines and cut the player during the game despite the fact that he is inactive.
Garrett could cut him during a press conference.
They could have the PA guy at the Stadium announce that the player had been cut and then put up the applause sign on Jerry's big TV.
Jerry could dress as the Grim Reaper and cut him at a team Halloween party and leak the video to the press.
They could cut him via Twitter.
They could have Joseph Randle come out to mid field before the next home game and Garrett could hold him while Jerry kicks him in the Groin and then in unison (like Hans and Frans), they tell him he's cut (they would be Mike'd up).
