Idea to make Jerry and Garrett more popular

Eddie

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This thread is not really about Garrett or Jerry. It's about ways to satisfy the fans and medias lust for cutting players.

No, it's about hoping we have management who possess cajones.
 

Plankton

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No, but I should have given it a different title. I forget that most people only read the title and don't really read the actual post. It really wasn't about Garrett/Jerry, but about the fan's/media's lust for cutting players that make mistakes.

Like I said - it probably sounded better in your head before you typed it.
 

ROUSH8692

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If Garrett and/or Jerry want to keep the masses happy, they should just keep 1 player on the roster that can't really play and have him do something stupid. Then they could invent some spectacular and public methods to cut that player for whatever he did. They could then sign a another guy for the same purpose and repeat the process.

Fans and media would love to see a player cut in some abrupt manner. It could make a local hero of Garrett and/or Jerry.

Jerry could come down to the sidelines and cut the player during the game despite the fact that he is inactive.

Garrett could cut him during a press conference.

They could have the PA guy at the Stadium announce that the player had been cut and then put up the applause sign on Jerry's big TV.

Jerry could dress as the Grim Reaper and cut him at a team Halloween party and leak the video to the press.

They could cut him via Twitter.

They could have Joseph Randle come out to mid field before the next home game and Garrett could hold him while Jerry kicks him in the Groin and then in unison (like Hans and Frans), they tell him he's cut (they would be Mike'd up).

I don't think they care what anyone thinks lol
 

Plankton

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Post something better. We would love to read it.

You mean something more substantive than a quote about how fans and media think that cutting a player is a reflection of good management, which is the epitome of a "snarky" comment, by a poster who routinely complains about the snark patrol?

When I feel compelled, I post. I have no respect for hypocrisy.
 

CliffnDallas

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This thread is not really about Garrett or Jerry. It's about ways to satisfy the fans and medias lust for cutting players.

Ok. How about giant mechanical condors that swoop down from the giant video board and pluck players out of warm ups.
 

FuzzyLumpkins

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You mean something more substantive than a quote about how fans and media think that cutting a player is a reflection of good management, which is the epitome of a "snarky" comment, by a poster who routinely complains about the snark patrol?

When I feel compelled, I post. I have no respect for hypocrisy.

Snarky? You are ignorant to the Jerry-Jimmy debate? How much Curvin Richards gets brought up I don't think your statement there has much veracity.
 
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