If I was Jerry, I would have gone postal on the sideline

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If I was Jerry and just watched the Lions put up 40 on my high priced defense, I would have walked over to Zimmy and kicked him in the fellas, right there on the sideline.

Next, I would have walked over to big Bill sulking and *** slapped that dazed and confused look off his face.

Next, would be me handing out pink slips to the coaching staff as they exited the field, who cares about Seattle.:mad:
 

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Beast_from_East;1276048 said:
If I was Jerry and just watched the Lions put up 40 on my high priced defense, I would have walked over to Zimmy and kicked him in the fellas, right there on the sideline.

Next, I would have walked over to big Bill sulking and *** slapped that dazed and confused look off his face.

Next, would be me handing out pink slips to the coaching staff as they exited the field, who cares about Seattle.:mad:

Amusing, and great reality TV, but nothing more.
 

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Per reports, he went crazy in the locker room last week.

These players don't care.
 

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Jerry may be too old and rich to work at a post office.

Yes I know...boo hiss.
 

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Alexander;1276103 said:
Per reports, he went crazy in the locker room last week.

These players don't care.

It really does not seem if they care.

I can not fathom how they could come out the last few weeks and play the way they have been playing, or better yet not playing.

Coach Bill may have lost his touch, but these players should not even need a speech to know how important those games were.

It can't just be laid at the coaches feet, wait it can't just ALL be laid at the coaches feet.

These players are paid professionals and should not need a speech to tell them to go out and play with fire in the first place.

This is a situation where all parties need to take a big old piece of the blame, including Jerry for coddling TO IMO.
 

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Alexander;1276103 said:
Per reports, he went crazy in the locker room last week.

These players don't care.

Who went crazy? Jerry or Bill?
 

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Cajuncowboy;1276121 said:
Who went crazy? Jerry or Bill?

Jerry.

He was very upset last week and that was what led to the reports of him talking about possibly making changes and taking the whole team (TOP to bottom) to task.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1276131 said:
Jerry.

He was very upset last week and that was what led to the reports of him talking about possibly making changes and taking the whole team (TOP to bottom) to task.

Oh.

How'd that work out for us?
 

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Well it is official he should fire his own son, Parcells, Zimmer, most of the staff.

Hire Les Miles and Mike Singletary and let them bring in their guys.
 

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Cajuncowboy;1276232 said:
Oh.

How'd that work out for us?

Jerry got a new stadium?:D

On a serious note, changes won't come till after the playoffs, with the exception of some players maybe being benched.
 

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Beast_from_East;1276048 said:
If I was Jerry and just watched the Lions put up 40 on my high priced defense, I would have walked over to Zimmy and kicked him in the fellas, right there on the sideline.

Next, I would have walked over to big Bill sulking and *** slapped that dazed and confused look off his face.

Next, would be me handing out pink slips to the coaching staff as they exited the field, who cares about Seattle.:mad:


Wait until next Monday.
 

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He wanted to experience the carnage at field level. It's like an engineer visiting his own collapsed building.
 

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what reports of Jerry going crazy in the locker room? links? I wanna read

what all did you hear about it?
 

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Beast_from_East;1276048 said:
If I was Jerry and just watched the Lions put up 40 on my high priced defense, I would have walked over to Zimmy and kicked him in the fellas, right there on the sideline.

Next, I would have walked over to big Bill sulking and *** slapped that dazed and confused look off his face.

Next, would be me handing out pink slips to the coaching staff as they exited the field, who cares about Seattle.:mad:


Better yet he should have gone over to Parcells and started speed bag boxing his man-boobs.
 

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Beast_from_East;1276048 said:
If I was Jerry and just watched the Lions put up 40 on my high priced defense, I would have walked over to Zimmy and kicked him in the fellas, right there on the sideline.

Next, I would have walked over to big Bill sulking and *** slapped that dazed and confused look off his face.

Next, would be me handing out pink slips to the coaching staff as they exited the field, who cares about Seattle.:mad:
:lmao2: :lmao: :laugh2: :bang2: :bow:
 

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cowboyed;1276369 said:
Better yet he should have gone over to Parcells and started speed bag boxing his man-boobs.
:lmao2: :lmao: :laugh2: :laugh1:
 

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Jerry, you're not motivating anyone. Stay in your suite and drink scotch.
 
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