If You Loved “Major League,” You Can’t Bet Against These Cowboys

[waving monkey]

There’s a scene in the greatest sports comedy ever, “Major League,” when frog-throated Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown tells his team of misfits and nobodies that conniving owner Rachel Phelps built this nameless roster in hopes they would disgust the Tribe’s fan base with 130 losses and justify a relocation to Miami.

After a minute of stunned silence, creaky-kneed catcher Jake Taylor speaks up.

“Well, there’s only one thing left to do,” he says.

“What’s that?” grossly overpaid third baseman Roger Dorn says.

“Win the whole, f——, thing.”

Why do I have this feeling the Dallas Cowboys are going to win the whole, f——, thing, just to spite us all?

link/http://thecheckdown.com/2015/01/04/if-you-loved-major-league-you-cant-bet-against-these-cowboys/

 

[Setackin]

There’s a scene in the greatest sports comedy ever, “Major League,” when frog-throated Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown tells his team of misfits and nobodies that conniving owner Rachel Phelps built this nameless roster in hopes they would disgust the Tribe’s fan base with 130 losses and justify a relocation to Miami.

After a minute of stunned silence, creaky-kneed catcher Jake Taylor speaks up.

“Well, there’s only one thing left to do,” he says.

“What’s that?” grossly overpaid third baseman Roger Dorn says.

“Win the whole, f——, thing.”

Why do I have this feeling the Dallas Cowboys are going to win the whole, f——, thing, just to spite us all?

link/http://thecheckdown.com/2015/01/04/if-you-loved-major-league-you-cant-bet-against-these-cowboys/

LOL best crow I'll ever eat, if that's the case. I had them at 5-11 or 6-10 Garrett fired and jerry blowing up the whole thing trading players and really starting over... I was soooo wrong haha

 

[waving monkey]

I had at 8/8 snf I still haven't got em figured out

 

[Future]

Torn between liking the overall premise of this thread and being the buzzkill who points out that they don't actually win the World Series in the movie

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

There’s a scene in the greatest sports comedy ever, “Major League,” when frog-throated Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown tells his team of misfits and nobodies that conniving owner Rachel Phelps built this nameless roster in hopes they would disgust the Tribe’s fan base with 130 losses and justify a relocation to Miami.

After a minute of stunned silence, creaky-kneed catcher Jake Taylor speaks up.

“Well, there’s only one thing left to do,” he says.

“What’s that?” grossly overpaid third baseman Roger Dorn says.

“Win the whole, f——, thing.”

Why do I have this feeling the Dallas Cowboys are going to win the whole, f——, thing, just to spite us all?

link/http://thecheckdown.com/2015/01/04/if-you-loved-major-league-you-cant-bet-against-these-cowboys/

I low u meng!

And JoBu too.