I'm at a total loss. I have a real quandry

[Doomsay]

You could just "bury" the thing.

 

[roughneck266]

Its one of these

O dear god. Kill it with FIRE!

 

[StarBoyz83]

Those should come with a ref by them

 

[CrownCowboy]

I don't know man.

I might would be compelled to draw up the divorce papers if I were in the same situation.

 

[DandyDon1722]

Tell her very matter of factly--

"I'm gonna count to three to get that rotten, stinkin' blasphemous, thing outta my house. One...two...BANG! BANG! BANG!

Ha ha ha ha ha - Tell that thing Merry Christmas - the flithy animal."

 

[Red Dragon]

Say, "I am a tolerant person. Even though that Commanders nutcracker inspires massive rage, yet I shall tolerate it still. Not every husband is this patient and cool."

 

[Seven]

Ah. She's just busting your nuts.

Quadruple like....

 

[ologan]

I'd use it as a dog toy, except the lead based paint from China would harm my pups! I'd burn it, but said lead paint would pollute the air! I'd tie a rock to it and sink it in the lake, but said lead paint would poison the fish! I'm checking on postage rates to N. Korea right now!

 

[sacase]

oops it was accidently knocked off the mantle....I told those kids not play with a ball in the house

 

[Sarge]

Fire wood

 

[Fmart322]

Just find a store where they sell them and exchange it. If that doesn't work, re-gift it.

 

[fifaguy]

into the oven; only way to kill that evil thing...

 

[DogFace]

I'm sure it's flammable.

 

[BARRYRAY]

Might be useful to keep this to scratch your nether regions, we won't tell.No need to start a fight with the wife.

 

[xwalker]

Our family dwelling has been defiled. This THING has entered our home:

For 20+ years I have lived unequally yoked with an unrepentant wife when it comes to turning from her football fandom sins. Now a student of hers has given her this THING for a Christmas gift and she has brought it into our sacred place of domicile. I now know how Jacob felt when he discovered the idols under the seat of Rachel's camel.

I suggested she give it to her brother who lives on the other side of the state. That may happen but I dont know when we will be seeing him, so for now I must reside with this THING in my home feeling uneasy and dirty not just in its presence, but just from the knowledge it has entered our sacred family space. Once this THING has been removed we will be able to cleanse and rededicate our home but for now I can only hope the Cowboys beat the Skins in the final game and that will have to suffice.

 

[daveferr33]

I don't know what the "quandry" is. My wife would simply know better than to introduce such items into our domicile.

That's where i would start.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Fire wood

Whittle it down for a beer can opener.

 

[HoustonSucks]

Our family dwelling has been defiled. This THING has entered our home:

For 20+ years I have lived unequally yoked with an unrepentant wife when it comes to turning from her football fandom sins. Now a student of hers has given her this THING for a Christmas gift and she has brought it into our sacred place of domicile. I now know how Jacob felt when he discovered the idols under the seat of Rachel's camel.

I suggested she give it to her brother who lives on the other side of the state. That may happen but I dont know when we will be seeing him, so for now I must reside with this THING in my home feeling uneasy and dirty not just in its presence, but just from the knowledge it has entered our sacred family space. Once this THING has been removed we will be able to cleanse and rededicate our home but for now I can only hope the Cowboys beat the Skins in the final game and that will have to suffice.

I think you should thank that THING!! Maybe it's what helped take it to the Fecals today! Lol!!!

 

[WPBCowboysFan]

I think you should thank that THING!! Maybe it's what helped take it to the Fecals today! Lol!!!

Maybe, but it will NOT be in the house next Sunday!

 

[HoustonSucks]

Maybe, but it will NOT be in the house next Sunday!

Lol it served it's purpose you can kill it now.