In this thread you can not be happy or hyperbolic enough

[MarionBarberThe4th]

zeke should get all the previous MVP's the league has ever handed out and Jason witten is my boyfriend

 

[Shinaoi]

Zeke wins MVP every year for the next 15 years.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Zeke wins MVP every year for the next 15 years.

League makes him carry them around to level the playing field

 

[CT Dal Fan]

Cowboys win the Super Bowl the next four years. Dak gets Super Bowl MVP and Zeke wins NFL MVP.

And tonight I win the lottery and marry the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader of my choosing.

 

[Carl23]

they'll say it was because of offensive line...

 

[Nightman]

 

[LandryFan]

they'll say it was because of offensive line...

Well, they did help just a little.