In Washington, the Eyes Have It (satire)

[kmd24]

http://blogblitz.nfl.com/washington-Commanders/entry/in_washington_the_eyes_have

In Washington, the Eyes Have It

* Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:46 PM
* Written By: NFL Blog Blitz

Dan Snyder is at it again. Snyder, who hired Sherm Lewis as "an extra set of eyes" to help Commanders coach Jim Zorn with the offense, has decided the more eyes, the better.

Snyder has decided to hire extra sets of eyes for every position.

"I got the idea from what I did with the offense," said Snyder.

When pressed to answer how these new eyes would help the team, Snyder responded, "They're not real coaches. I know that. They just help me to feel comfortable around my players."

Snyder elaborated on his comfort level with the current Commanders team. "Some players, you never feel comfortable with. I tried to make an effort with some of them, but how are you supposed to feel comfortable with something twice your size. I don't feel like I know where I stand with any of them."

Snyder summed it up by saying, "The whole concept of eye contact - very important to me."

--- BRIAN COOLEY.

 

[alancdc]

http://blogblitz.nfl.com/washington-Commanders/entry/in_washington_the_eyes_have

In Washington, the Eyes Have It

* Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:46 PM
* Written By: NFL Blog Blitz

Dan Snyder is at it again. Snyder, who hired Sherm Lewis as "an extra set of eyes" to help Commanders coach Jim Zorn with the offense, has decided the more eyes, the better.

Snyder has decided to hire extra sets of eyes for every position.

"I got the idea from what I did with the offense," said Snyder.

When pressed to answer how these new eyes would help the team, Snyder responded, "They're not real coaches. I know that. They just help me to feel comfortable around my players."

Snyder elaborated on his comfort level with the current Commanders team. "Some players, you never feel comfortable with. I tried to make an effort with some of them, but how are you supposed to feel comfortable with something twice your size. I don't feel like I know where I stand with any of them."

Snyder summed it up by saying, "The whole concept of eye contact - very important to me."

--- BRIAN COOLEY.

Did anyone see the "WINGO" skit they did on NFL Live tonight? I mean just slammin' the Skins and Sherm calling BINGO before he was hired by the Skins. It was pretty darn funny!