Reverend Conehead
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This lady in the breakroom had this annoying, whiny, nasaly voice, saying crap like, "My husband does't touch me enough." I don't know the personal lives of my coworkers and I like it that way. There's some stuff I just don't need to know. What's worse, her mouth just runs non-stop with that shrill, annoying voice, babbling trivialities. I don't need to know that her husband's trying to cut back on salt or that her granddaughter tripped and fell in the mud, but her squawky voice with her irritating twang just drones on, "My husband had the nerve to say I annoy him; I never annoy anyone." I'm sitting there thinking, "That poor man."
In any event, there's no end to the creative ways to use duct tape. I've fixed all kinds of stuff with duct tape. It's amazing stuff. What I'm wondering is, would I get in trouble if I brought a roll of duct tape to work and then, when she's babbling again, I just tear off a nice big piece of it and secure it over her mouth. It seems it would benefit both myself and the other coworkers. Let me know if you think this is a good solution. Thanks.
In any event, there's no end to the creative ways to use duct tape. I've fixed all kinds of stuff with duct tape. It's amazing stuff. What I'm wondering is, would I get in trouble if I brought a roll of duct tape to work and then, when she's babbling again, I just tear off a nice big piece of it and secure it over her mouth. It seems it would benefit both myself and the other coworkers. Let me know if you think this is a good solution. Thanks.