Jerry: I'm excited. We sure got a shot at this thing

[Risen Star]

 

[Bobhaze]

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s the greatest show on earth…”

 

[shabazz]

2026

 

[shabazz]

"They didn’t even need to put any fuel in the plane"

I imagine an aircraft running on Johnny Walker Blue

 

[The Quest for Six]

Ladies and Gentlemen. may I introduce to you, complete and utter DELUSION!!

 

[Ironicalicon]

Always. Be. Selling.

 

[Hagman]

Hot dang! Now I'm excited too! Where can I go to spend a lot of money on Cowboys merchandise! Are the 2025 Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Champions shirts available now?

 

[Miguelitomama]

Ugh. Doesn't it get tiresome, Jerry?

 

[Ironicalicon]

Ugh. Doesn't it get tiresome, Jerry?

You kidding? He thrives on this stuff.

 

[Denim Chicken]

 

[Vtwin]

 

[Coogiguy03]

The SHOT he's talking about is Whiskey

 

[zrinkill]

Its gonna be such a wonderful day

 

[Coogiguy03]

Ugh. Doesn't it get tiresome, Jerry?

it's funny when it doesn't happen and he's stuck in a press conference saying "I really thought we had a Superbowl team and we'd be better than this, but i'm REALLY proud of the job our guys have done!" lol

 

[maryquality]

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s the greatest show on earth…”

"Come on ladies and gentlemen. Don't be shy. I have plenty of snake oil for everyone!"

 

[TwentyOne]

Well at least his ability to pattern was better in the past.

 

[john van brocklin]

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s the greatest show on earth…”

Yup,
P.T. Barnum would be real proud of Jerry.
8% playoff chances are nothing to be talking up.
What an unserious franchise.

 

[Praxit]

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s the greatest show on earth…”

*prax holding his bag of Dallas goodies* .....

 

[ChronicCowboy]

Disgusting

 

[john van brocklin]

Hot dang! Now I'm excited too! Where can I go to spend a lot of money on Cowboys merchandise! Are the 2025 Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Champions shirts available now?

I preordered my Dallas SB tickets today !
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!