Jerry: I'm excited. We sure got a shot at this thing

[Relayer]

Jerry is the GOAT at marketing I'll give him that.....I'd better order that Murray #59 jersey right away.

What's that saying? Ah, here it is, "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."

 

[Rockport]

Jeez Rock…lighten up.
Definition of Sense of humor according to Webster:

1. a person's ability to perceive humor or appreciate a joke.

You call it a sense of humor, I call it aligning with the haters.

 

[nate dizzle]

You call it a sense of humor, I call it aligning with the haters.

@Bobhaze better fall back in line Bob...one of us..one of us...one of us

 

[Ranching]

I think he means that you would have drank the Kool-Aid.

I know what he means, and I don't need to drink the Kool Aid, it runs through my veins. I'm just a fan enjoying the season and not a bitter fan that let's this game and its owner, ruin what sports are meant to be.....fun.

 

[Johannes44]

The guy is 83. So much for clean living being the key to a long life.

Alcohol and hookers seem to be the key to long life.

 

[yentl911]

This team isn’t going to the playoffs people

Enjoy the last four games

I’m bringing in prospects and letting the kids play

Not risking injuring any key people for no reason

 

[DallasEast]

Someone slap JJ until he wakes up and comes to his senses!!!!!!

Good luck to anyone trying to slap the narcissism out of Jones.

 

[Montanalo]

"They didn’t even need to put any fuel in the plane. I flew up here on my own."

Sounds like Jerry discovered gummies.

 

[IndieCowboy]

"They didn’t even need to put any fuel in the plane"

I imagine an aircraft running on Johnny Walker Blue

If he had any class, he’d be drinking $200 bottles of Glenfarclas. That stuff could definitely replace Jet A fuel.

 

[IndieCowboy]

AAAAASGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! I’M BLINDED!!!!!!!!!

 

[mardwin]

2026

Not even .. have you seen the mess with the salary cap?

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s the greatest show on earth…”

LLLOOOLLL, best post of the short week so far!!!

 

[OGSixshooter]

Jeez Rock…lighten up.
Definition of Sense of humor according to Webster:

1. a person's ability to perceive humor or appreciate a joke.

Be easy on him Bob. For him, the glory days are Romo in 2008 and Dak in 2016.

“Forgive them father …for they know not what they do…”

 

[noshame]

I'd love to see the past 28 years of Jerry quotes as The END of the season nears. It would be quite entertaining.
Next week it'll be..... we're not mathematically eliminated yet!

 

[DallasEast]

AAAAASGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! I’M BLINDED!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

"Come on ladies and gentlemen. Don't be shy. I have plenty of snake oil for everyone!"

LOL

 

[nobody]

TO JERRY:

 

[BoysForLife]

What, you don't think they do that on purpose?

well, they did hit me and not my wife, so it could have been a targeted hit.....

 

[dcstar]

Kool

Go Cowboys!

 

[Captain-Crash]

You call it a sense of humor, I call it aligning with the haters.

Keep an eye on Arthur, too. He's a hater, too.