Jerry: I'm excited. We sure got a shot at this thing

[Ranching]

I do admit it, and you are a football coach, but you won't admit that the Cowboys have no chance this season, your just full of hope, which means nothing. I can hope for winning the lottery, but I won't even try and hope for it because it will not happen.

I admit it, but as a coach, it's hard to motivate a team that has no target in site. Just having a chance, goes a long way.

 

[nhcowboyfan]

It is amazing that every time he opens his mouth, something stupid comes out.

No, Jerry, you don't have a good chance at this. It's remote at best considering it hinges on us winning out (unlikely) and hoping the Eagles get beat by two of the worst teams in football in Las Vegas or Washington.

The worst part in all of this is that Philly collapsing and making this closer than it should be just makes Jerry think he built a really good team this year

Hoping that the Eagles will collapse just so Jerry can beam with pride is sad and a testament to how low this franchise has sunk. Unfortunately, too many fans fall for this act every season, going on 30 years.

 

[Wildcat711]

Every time I read a Jerry quote.. its just UGH..

He sounds like a fan.. not a GM.

We are stuck in the twilight zone.. or maybe its purgatory.

 

[Mark]

good word that I had to google, i will save others from having to. You got me on this one, mark.



in·de·fat·i·ga·ble
/ˌindəˈfadəɡəb(ə)l/

1. (of a person or their efforts) persisting tirelessly.
   "an indefatigable defender of human rights"

Thanks for going to the trouble. No day is complete around here without hitting the dictionary at least once...our language is a rich one.

 

[Rockport]

“Step right up ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s the greatest show on earth…”

At least he doesn’t give up so easily. Jeez Bob, you’ve sunk to new levels.

 

[Bobhaze]

At least he doesn’t give up so easily. Jeez Bob, you’ve sunk to new levels.

Jeez Rock…lighten up.
Definition of Sense of humor according to Webster:

1. a person's ability to perceive humor or appreciate a joke.

 

[goshann]

I envision Jerra as the little kid with his magnet football game as the players bounce around the tin field as he claps his little hands.

That old fool must think people are stupid, and what is worse, some are because they believe him!

lol he tricked almost all fans, including tons of people in this forum into thinking we were going to the playoffs before the Detroit game

You don’t think he can do it again ?

 

[RonWashington]

2026

 

[ArtClink]

Come on Art, tell us some of the stories you and Bob shared over Thanksgiving. Hating on Jerry. I bet they could make a move on them. Did you guys pretend that Jerry was the last leg, and you guys went to fists over it?

Would love to hear your Thanksgiving stories about how the earth is flat, Bigfoot exists, and how bitcoin is a great investment.

 

[FVSTONE]

Someone slap JJ until he wakes up and comes to his senses!!!!!!

 

[gimmesix]

I admit it, but as a coach, it's hard to motivate a team that has no target in site. Just having a chance, goes a long way.

Right. It doesn't mean that there's much of a chance, but you are still playing for the possibility no matter if it is improbable.

As a fan, I enjoy the fact that there is still hope even if it is unlikely. I don't base my outlook on it because the percentages are very much against us, but the next game is more fun to watch because we're not eliminated yet.

 

[Relayer]

We got a shot. Like a trick shot where you are looking forward into a mirror and shooting backwards over your shoulder. Anyone on the team know that trick?

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

 

[Kwyn]

 

[Relayer]

When he dies his alcohol soaked flesh will be perfectly preserved.

The guy is 83. So much for clean living being the key to a long life.

 

[Relayer]

LOL! Questions, questions, questions.

Did anyone hear the full conversation?

Did 1053TheFan ask the narcissist to clarify?

Were they brave enough to ask Jones if he thought the team's current 10% probability (according to NFL.com) was a good shot of reaching the playoffs?

Did they ask him to guess the team's final regular season record that would get them into the playoffs--regardless of how many wins or losses other teams will net here on out?

They likely chuckled and figured the statement spoke for itself.

 

[Relayer]

If you really like Santa, leave him a block of tofu instead.

He's immortal, silly.

 

[Relayer]

that brings back bad memories for me....

During the warm weather months, wife and I have a regular Friday night date where we go play 9 holes and then have a nice dinner together.

so anyways one particularly nice July evening we had dinner at a favorite local restaurant of our with outdoor seating.

right after the food shows up, a couple birds flew overhead and one of them hit me square on the arm.
thankfully no shrapnel in my food--but it was still super gross to get crapped on while trying to enjoy a nice dinner. Kind of ruined the vibe..... LOL

anyways the wait staff was very attentive, cleaned me up well and we got a couple free drinks out of it (wasn't necessary, not their fault but it was a nice gesture)

I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, I Guess!

What, you don't think they do that on purpose?

 

[Captain-Crash]

Would love to hear your Thanksgiving stories about how the earth is flat, Bigfoot exists, and how bitcoin is a great investment

Your dream that dak is going to win it all is probably more far-fetched than any of the above.

 

[Relayer]

I would have whooped his azz
You, 5Star and OG would have my back

I think he means that you would have drank the Kool-Aid.