Jerry sees a bright future for the Cowboys

[75boyz]

The funny thing is that Jerry first started seeing this bright and cheery future waaaaay back in 1996.

And he has seen that same future every year since then too.

And here we are.

 

[fivetwos]

Well that’s good news.

I don’t at all see how the billionaire oil man could possibly be wrong.

He played guard for Arkansas before I was born, and I ain’t young. He hired a guy who won him three championships. Nothing close since, but don’t tell his ego about that

 

[Rockport]

It's only been 30. Oh yeah what's the rush. Give Jerry more time to make his move.

Like I said, just another pity party thread. Everyone crying, “Poor me!”.

 

[Sully]

Get your Pyrite Dallas fans. Jerry is selling more

 

[JW82]

Cataracts

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Rah-rah-rah!

 

[plymkr]

This is so discouraging. He’s trying to sell us on the future. Don’t talk, just act

 

[CarolinaFathead]

“Salary cap room to pay it.”

Pay what, Jerry? What is “it”?

This dude sounds like a senile moron more and more every day. Any interviewer with a spine would have made him clarify.

There is an opportunity here. A golden opportunity by modern football roster management standards and he's overwhelmingly likely to just watch it pass by and sit on his hands while he waits to screw up a couple first round draft picks.

 

[CarolinaFathead]

Like I said, just another pity party thread. Everyone crying, “Poor me!”.

You really can't be this overtly and slovenly sycophantic, can you?

You're not real lol

 

[Ben7]

He's been saying that for the Last 30 years!!! hehe lol

 

[Shane612]

That line only works on Rockport and Rambo.

 

[Pass2Run]

Cross over, Jerry. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the light. There is Johnnie Walker Blue Label and microphones in the light...

Hilarious.

 

[shabazz]

Yeah, a bright future. Maybe my great great grandkids might see a Cowboys Super Bowl victory.

Id take it further out and say their clones might see that SB victory

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

I am fluent in Jerry-ese. He always talks about both money and fame together.

People should begin to accept the man is football stupid. For him, he thinks he knows how to create a championship caliber football team better than anyone else. And any lack of success is not his fault. Shortcomings are everyone else's fault.

Jerry Jones believes he is a genius at making money and winning championships. Why? He is a narcissist. That is how narcissists' brains work.

He keeps hoping to pop one so he can say "see! Told ya so!". Eternal, desperate double-down.

An excercise in how not to gamble, futility, and textbook defintion of insanity.

 

[cald0d30s0]

That line only works on Rockport and Rambo.

Future Zoners Ring of Honor.

 

[CyberB0b]

I apologize if this is inappropriate mods, Jerry looks and sounds like "Simple Jack" every time I see and/or hear him.

Stephen is somehow worse, lol

 

[roll-out]

Ehh..another wasted season of hovering around .500 long enough to stay relevant and keep everyone talking "playoffs"

 

[Whyjerry]

Like I said, just another pity party thread. Everyone crying, “Poor me!”.

Poor me? Not at all. My life is awesome and the Cowboys do suck.

 

[MapleLeaf]

The cap is the cap. It's got nothing to do with the pocket change Jerry makes on merchandise. He has the same money to spend on players as every other owner and he has to spend it.

He can spend more on coaches and support staff.

 

[Mikexike]

He can spend more on coaches and support staff.

can't do it when glory holes need funding.