Don't know if anybody has heard this yet, but its hilarious. Heard it on the way home last night.
Excellent stuff. If you know the people that did it, can you submit to them this little ditty that I worked up? Thanks my friend! Obviously it is set to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer..."
The Cowboys got run over by the Commanders
On the Sunday before Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a good show
But as for Jerrah, he does believe
They were banged up and poorly coached
And we'd begged Jerrah not to lie
But he was off his medication
And he said Jason Garrett was his guy
When they left the field on Sunday
At the scene of the attack
There was blood on their jerseys
And parts of FedEx Field on their back
The Cowboys got run over by the Commanders
On the Sunday before Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a good show
But as for Jerrah, he does believe
Now we’re all so proud of the Cowboys
They’ve been takin' this so well
On their flight back home to Dallas
Knowing their season went to hell.
It's not Christmas without a loss
All the fans are dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Are Jason and Monte coming back
The Cowboys got run over by the Commanders
On the Sunday before Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a good show
But as for Jerrah, he does believe
Now the facts are on the table
and the team doesn’t really care
And a blue and silver candle
That matches Jerrah’s thinning hair.
I've warned all my fellow fans
Not to have too much fun
We should never have a coach
Who refuses to call the run.
The Cowboys got run over by the Commanders
On the Sunday before Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as a good show
But as for Jerrah, he does believe