Jerry to meet the Pope

[Jeffkills]

Heard on 140.3 The Fan this morning Jerry is going to meet the Pope.

Hopefully, they talk defense................

Might be the funniest post I've read in years...

Congrats!

 

[dallasdave]

Heard on 140.3 The Fan this morning Jerry is going to meet the Pope.

Hopefully, they talk defense................

Jerry said "Make my Day "

 

[Seven]

Jerry said "Make my Day "

Jerry better be very careful with word choice.....

 

[casmith07]

Is Jerry a Roman Catholic?

Jerry is a Roman Moneylic.

 

[casmith07]

Great, maybe he will find the loophole to get Jerry out of the deal with the Devil that got us the 3 trophies in the 90's and has cursed us since.

I'm disappointed it took until page 2 for someone to make this joke.

 

[Ranching]

Jerry said "Make my Day "

And then the Pope said, do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Keep your religious opinions to yourself.

 

[Pants]

so, when they meet, does Jerry kiss the Pope's ring or does the Pope kiss JJ's 3 rings? A few questions/statements that JJ could/should utter:

1) I don't wish ill-will on the Packers, but can you get us past them?
2) Those Patriots are not very "religious" in how they treat others, just want to remind you of that
3) Jaylon Smith, well, um, er, you know
4) Not a question, but a "thank you" for Will McClay

 

[DallasDomination]

Maybe the pope can convince Jesus to let Jerry get his soul back...that way he can sell it for another dynasty.

 

[gambit187]

So....
Jerry picks up the Pope at the airport in his Limo. And the Pope asks Jerry do drive the limo as he always wanted to do.
so he starts speeding down the highway, and gets pulled over. The officer asks for a drivers license, then is stunned, and calls into his supervisor. He says, I can't give this car a ticket, no way. The supervisor asks why not....the officer replies....well, I am afraid to, as I do not know who is in the back, but I think it is Jerry Jones and he has the Pope as his chauffeur.....

Police officer would be handcuffed as soon as he walks in the station and and taken for drug and alcohol test and physic eval....LMAO

 

[dallasdave]

And then the Pope said, do you feel lucky punk? Well, do you?

Great movie Dirty Harry