Twitter: Jerry to Troy - Drastic changes don't need to be made

Blake

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Lol.

I said a couple of years ago on here that Jerry was cruising in his convertible, top down, radio turned up, blinker on, making a hard right onto Al Davis Ave.

He's now completed the turn, sees nothing but open road ahead, and is mashing the accelerator with his head back, toupee flapping in the wind, laughing maniacally as he tears off into the distance.

He's on the yellowbrick road to Ozzville, as his little munchkins (Garret, Scotty, Dak, Spags, that prepubescent QB coach, etc.. ) sing and dance in harmony with his senile ineptitude.
 

Captain-Crash

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we probably just need the best offensive line in the NFL so Dak doesn't panics. I wonder if could trade the next 10 years worth of numbers to fix this. Hurry
 

stinkface

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Patriots don't seem to have any tough stretches. Wonder if a real football guy running the operation makes a difference. (tongue in cheek inserted here).
 

cowboy_ron

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Of course he will say that.

To agree with Troy would be to admit that the way this team has been run for the past 22 years was wrong. He will never admit to that because he is the one responsible.

"This is a tough stretch that we're in" is simply a moronic statement.
Jerry's warped way of thinking, to counter what Troy said, he's likely to extend Garrett.............in his 40 year old brain, he wins.
 
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