my God, when will people just leave this guy alone already? I can see this happening:
Rep: "Tony, word on the street is that you dropped duece today?"
TR: "Well, I do like my fiber" (he chuckles)
Rep: "But were you able to pinch enough?"
TR: "I went like I have always"
Next morning Headline:
"Tony Romo unable to to clean out bowels, Cowboys season in jeopardy"
A Day later
JJ: "Reports are that Tony can't dump right, er, um, you know, drop cable. I want to clear that up right now. He is going to get extra fiber, just like Peyton Manning and be lighter as a result. I expect Dallas to be just fine. Now, where are the cameras?"