Jon Gruden Joins the Tim Tebow Love Parade

[Hostile]

Gruden: Tebow is 'strongest human being who's ever played' QB


If Jon Gruden is coaching a team at this time next season, there's a good chance he'll have Florida QB Tim Tebow rated highly on his draft board.

Consider Gruden's reaction after Tebow took the blame for Florida's lone loss last season (from the Orlando Sentinel).

"What he said after the Ole Miss game, I said, 'That's my favorite football player I've ever seen in my whole life.' I said, 'I want Florida to win every game that kid plays from now on.' "
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More praise from Gruden for Tebow:

"He's the strongest human being who's ever played the position. Ever. He will kick the living [expletive] out of a defensive lineman. He'll fight anybody. He is rare. Tebow is the kind of guy who could revolutionize the game."
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Gruden, fired last month by the Bucs, is now holed up inside the St. Pete Times Forum, home to the AFL's Tampa Bay Storm. The team has given Gruden an office where he's continuing to toil breaking down film. And he's embarking on a new project -- learning the spread offense.

Gruden says the spread offense can work in the NFL, and Tebow would be the perfect pioneer for the project according to the coach.

"This guy here is 250 pounds of concrete cyanide, man. And he can throw," Gruden said. "He throws well enough at any level to play quarterback."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

has Gruden ever met a QB he didn't like?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

has Gruden ever met a QB he didn't like?

Give him a few weeks with Tebow and he'll hate him.

And I bet Vinny could still beat him in a squat-off.

 

[Rampage]

Tim Tebow doesn't mow the grass.......He dares it to grow!
Tim Tebow set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.
Tim Tebow once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Tim Tebow got bored.
The National Hurricane Center started to name a hurricane Tim Tebow but got scared because they feared it would destroy the world.
As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Tim Tebow

 

[Woods]

Tim Tebow doesn't mow the grass.......He dares it to grow!
Tim Tebow set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.
Tim Tebow once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Tim Tebow got bored.
The National Hurricane Center started to name a hurricane Tim Tebow but got scared because they feared it would destroy the world.
As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice.

 

[Avaj]

Watch Tebow be a big disappointment in the NFL

 

[Rampage]

Tim Tebow counted to infinity - twice.

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Tim Tebow.
If Tim Tebow were a superhero, he'd be... Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow once did a thousand one arm push-ups, with both arms tied behind his back.
When Oprah needs advice she asks Tim Tebow.

 

[Vintage]

Tebow: the answer to all of Dallas' problems!

 

[jday]

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Tim Tebow doesn't mow the grass.......He dares it to grow!
Tim Tebow set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.
Tim Tebow once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Tim Tebow got bored.
The National Hurricane Center started to name a hurricane Tim Tebow but got scared because they feared it would destroy the world.
As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Tim Tebow

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Tim Tebow.
If Tim Tebow were a superhero, he'd be... Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow once did a thousand one arm push-ups, with both arms tied behind his back.
When Oprah needs advice she asks Tim Tebow.

He is the world's most interesting man...

 

[Rampage]

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tim Tebow converts people to Christianity by filling their heart with fear

 

[Rampage]

Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

 

[jday]

Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint

So far, this is the best one....lol

 

[Rampage]

When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL! If Tim Tebow is able to get some sort of poser thing like Chuck Norris with those kinds of sayings I'll buy one cause it's too funny.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Tim Tebow doesn't smoke weed

he smokes hippies

 

[Rampage]

If it looks like beef, smells like beef, and tastes like beef, but Tim Tebow says it’s chicken. You better believe its chicken

 

[Hostile]

I am so proud of this thread. Unless Tim Tebow tells me that pride is wrong, at which point I will be ashamed.

 

[BigDFan5]

Tebow > you all


true

 

[Hoofbite]

Tebow might just be .

Strongest human being and from what others have said if you were to spend 5 minutes with him your life would be bettered.