Jon Gruden Joins the Tim Tebow Love Parade

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Hostile;2630444 said:
I am so proud of this thread. Unless Tim Tebow tells me that pride is wrong, at which point I will be ashamed.
Tim Tebow told Hos Jerry Jones was a bad owner and GM, Hos agreed.
 

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Rampage;2630457 said:
Tim Tebow told Hos Jerry Jones was a bad owner and GM, Hos agreed.

Tim Tebow told Jerry he was a bad GM and should hire someone else to do it?

No. Not even Tim Tebow is that powerful. :(
 

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Tim Tebow created the internet one day by throwing a football at a TV that was boring him.
 

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Rampage;2630457 said:
Tim Tebow told Hos Jerry Jones was a bad owner and GM, Hos agreed.
I was defenseless man. You'd have caved too.

He kicks the living [expletive] out of Defensive linemen for crying out loud. You know how hard those kicks must be?
 

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The mocking of Tim Tebow is a bit annoying, tbh.

He's a great guy. Your pathetic attempts to ridicule Tebow are annoying. And a disservice to Tebow.

He's a great man. We could all learn something from him. And we'd be better people for it.

Lay off Tebow.
 

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Tim Tebow's boot size is Italy.

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Vintage;2630610 said:
The mocking of Tim Tebow is a bit annoying, tbh.

He's a great guy. Your pathetic attempts to ridicule Tebow are annoying. And a disservice to Tebow.

He's a great man. We could all learn something from him. And we'd be better people for it.

Lay off Tebow.

I tried, but his greatness is so huge
 

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Vintage;2630610 said:
The mocking of Tim Tebow is a bit annoying, tbh.

He's a great guy. Your pathetic attempts to ridicule Tebow are annoying. And a disservice to Tebow.

He's a great man. We could all learn something from him. And we'd be better people for it.

Lay off Tebow.
How could the comments on this thread possibly be a disservice to him? Is his stock in the future draft dropping as a result? I have a feeling if Tim was reading this thread he'd be laughing too! If he's as great as you say he is, he'd probably be happy that his name is so well known it invites this type of comedy...I mean, if anything, it's a compliment. So let go of his short and curlies and lighten up. Seriously...
 

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jday;2630617 said:
How could the comments on this thread possibly be a disservice to him? Is his stock in the future draft dropping as a result? I have a feeling if Tim was reading this thread he'd be laughing too! If he's as great as you say he is, he'd probably be happy that his name is so well known it invites this type of comedy...I mean, if anything, it's a compliment. So let go of his short and curlies and lighten up. Seriously...

Tim Tebow doesn't have short and curlies. His are looooooong and straight as an arrow.
 

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Before going on stage for his first theatrical role, Tim Tebow was told, "Break a leg." The entire cast was carted to the hospital minutes later.
 

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Tim Tebow went on a safari hunt armed only with a bag of football's. He killed two elephants, 8 hippo's (while under water) 4 lions, and one monkey that had the audacity to throw poop at him.
 

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jday;2630617 said:
How could the comments on this thread possibly be a disservice to him? Is his stock in the future draft dropping as a result? I have a feeling if Tim was reading this thread he'd be laughing too! If he's as great as you say he is, he'd probably be happy that his name is so well known it invites this type of comedy...I mean, if anything, it's a compliment. So let go of his short and curlies and lighten up. Seriously...


Huh.

:lmao:


I win. Actually, Tebow wins. Repeatedly. On the football field. And in life.
 

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hendog;2630624 said:
Tim Tebow doesn't have short and curlies. His are looooooong and straight as an arrow.
Tim Tebow turns straight men gay...
 

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Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
 

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jday;2630617 said:
How could the comments on this thread possibly be a disservice to him? Is his stock in the future draft dropping as a result? I have a feeling if Tim was reading this thread he'd be laughing too! If he's as great as you say he is, he'd probably be happy that his name is so well known it invites this type of comedy...I mean, if anything, it's a compliment. So let go of his short and curlies and lighten up. Seriously...
:lmao:
 

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Tim Tebow is going to either make someone look like a genius or totally ruin someone's coaching/management career. Perhaps Jerry is looking at him. :) j/k
 

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Bleu Star;2630651 said:
Tim Tebow is going to either make someone look like a genius or totally ruin someone's coaching/management career. Perhaps Jerry is looking at him. :) j/k
Tim Teboy told Bleu Star to constantly talk about Terrell Owens..... the rest is history.
 

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Rampage;2630424 said:
When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Tim Tebow got a 15 yard penalty for roughing the defender.
 
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