Know Your Wade Replacements: Bill Cowher

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BY Drew Magary

Every week from now on, we’ll profile potential replacements for Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips, should he be fired by the end of the season. After all, just because the Cowboys are on top of the world right NOW doesn’t mean it can’t all come crashing down. In fact, Wade has the plans for it ready as we speak! Today, it’s Bill Cowher!

Name: William Laird Cowher.

Career Record: 140-90-1

Nicknames: Cowher Power. The Chin. Spitty McGee.

Credentials: Super Bowl champion. In 15 years as the Steelers head coach, Cowher had a grand total of three losing seasons (Here’s a fun stat: The four coaches we’ve profiled here – Cowher. Gruden, Shanahan, and Schottenheimer – had a combined 10 losing seasons in 60 years of coaching. It’s the best class of free agent coaches in NFL history, and we haven’t even mentioned Mike Holmgren yet). He took Pittsburgh to the playoffs ten times and won eight division titles. He even reached the AFC title game once with Kordell freakin’ Stewart as his quarterback.

Cowher is also the most entertaining coach to hear mic’d up during games. He yells. He spits. He hugs. He slaps butts. It’s like watching a Labrador coach a team. Cowher is a great motivator and is highly underrated in his ability to hire a great staff underneath him. Folks like Ken Whisenhunt, Dick LeBeau, Russ Grimm, and countless others have served under Cowher, and his Steelers teams were always well coached, often getting far more out of their talent than other teams.

Weaknesses: Not many. Cowher kicked the choker label when he won a championship in 2005. Of all the big name coaching candidates out there, Cowher is the one who has won a title most recently, and the one who lacks a glaring characteristic to pick on. Marty chokes in the playoffs. Shanny can’t win without Elway. Gruden can’t settle on a QB. Cowher comes with none of that baggage. Although he does suck as an analyst for CBS, so he doesn’t have that going for him.

Odds Of Being Named The Next Cowboys Coach: 100/1. Cowher is mentioned constantly as John Fox’s replacement in Carolina. His family owns a home there, and the Panthers are likely to end their season well out of first in the NFC South. Carolina would also give Cowher the power he probably wants. And that’s one of the reasons you won’t see him on the Cowboys sideline in 2010. Cowher wants, and merits, full authority over all football operations, and there’s no chance the Double J gives that to him. Two years away from the game prove that Cowher isn’t exactly motivated by making money, so just throwing $10 million at him isn’t likely to do the trick.

Do You Want Him?: Only you know for sure. Let us know in the comments.
 

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Gryphon;3056752 said:
Weaknesses: Not many. Cowher kicked the choker label when he won a championship in 2005.

I'm so glad it didn't take him 15 years to kick the choker label.


Wait, what?
 

casmith07

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and for good measure...

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Kaika

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Cowher will be in Carolina.



Book It!!!!
 

dbair1967

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Bill Cowher will never be the HC here.

And thats a GOOD thing.

O V E R R A T E D
 

Chocolate Lab

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What a tool this Magary guy is.

We can talk about the new coach non-stop for weeks if not months when Wade gets fired. Can't we wait until then when there isn't a season going on?
 

JerryFan

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I read in a Mosley chat the other day that Cower would never want to work here.
 

JBond

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Chocolate Lab;3056797 said:
What a tool this Magary guy is.

We can talk about the new coach non-stop for weeks if not months when Wade gets fired. Can't we wait until then when there isn't a season going on?


We are 5-2 and this idiot writer is incapable of coming up with a better story than this? :banghead:
 

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Thirteen years to win a Super Bowl.

Anyone think he'd last that long here without winning a Super Bowl?
 

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theogt;3056823 said:
Thirteen years to win a Super Bowl.

Anyone think he'd last that long here without winning a Super Bowl?
You are correct, Sir!
 

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We're 5-2.

Can we stop screening a replacement coach until we see the outcome of this season for crying out loud?
 

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DallasDomination;3057002 said:
Give me Holmgren or Shanny over Cowher anyday.
This I agree with. Outside of Belichick, there's no coach out there who can come and discipline this team without them rebelling. These guys are spoiled brats with an owner who lets them do what they want to do and Cowher's style of coaching wouldnt work here.
 

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Number of head coaches who have won Super Bowls for 2 different teams: 0

Not saying it won't ever happen, but the history is not overwhelming, to say the least.
 

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Its all about Big Red.


There will not be a coaching hire. Garrett steps in after Wade finishes contract.
 
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