Let's have some fun: If you were casting a Batman movie...

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Let's have some fun: If you were casting a Batman movie...which Cowby would you cast? Here are mine (if someone could photshop some of these that would be hillarious).

Batman = Wade Phillips (but playing the Dorky fat-gutted Adam-West Batmam from that cheeze 70s show) :laugh2:

Robin = Jason Garrett (come on it's too obvious)

The Joker = T.O.

Comissioner Gordon = Jerry Jones

And I've got to give BatGirl to Bobby Carpenter (it doesn't get more girly-play-manly than that).
 

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Jerry Jones would be Clayface.

TO could be Two-Face or Posion Ivy.

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DeMarcus Ware would be Superman.

Roy Williams would be the Human Torch (Marvel crossover)
 

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Wade = Mr Freeze

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Chocolate Lab;2549235 said:
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The Penguin... Campo.

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Romo (Batman ) handsome millionaire with all the women during the week....spends rest of time fighting off criminals

T.O. (the Riddler)..."riddle me this ....how can i throw and catch the ball? "

Jerry (Commissioner Gordan ) uses his spotlight of money to capture criminals worldwide

Witten (Robin) well if Romo is Batman..then dont it have to be Witten?

T New (Two Face)....he meant well but ......

Wade (Alfred) Mo Tee Sir

Garrett (Joker)......too easy

Campo (Penguin)...remember sea world..?

Batgirl (see avatar).........woo hoo
 

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dadymat;2549273 said:
Romo (Batman ) handsome millionaire with all the women during the week....spends rest of time fighting off criminals

T.O. (the Riddler)..."riddle me this ....how can i throw and catch the ball? "

Jerry (Commissioner Gordan ) uses his spotlight of money to capture criminals worldwide

Witten (Robin) well if Romo is Batman..then dont it have to be Witten?

T New (Two Face)....he meant well but ......

Wade (Alfred) Mo Tee Sir

Garrett (Joker)......too easy

Campo (Penguin)...remember sea world..?

Batgirl (see avatar).........woo hoo

Not a bad list but Romo can not be Batman. Batman always manages to get himself out of bad situations. IMHO Romo is like Robin. He means well and he wants to be "the man" yet he he needs help and a little hand holding so he does not get his butt in a sling.
 

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This whole thread is an embarrassment, trying to line up characters from a GREAT movie to this under-achieving bunch of disappointments.
I waited for the Dark Knight for two years. I told you about my "Star" tattoo on my leg. My BATMAN tattoo is bigger and easier to see.

Batman, The Dark Knight, was FAR MORE REWARDING and important to me than this train wreck of a season.
Plus, Batman is a true story.....The Cowboys winning a SB with this crew is more fictional than Batman.......... If Batman isn't a true story, then my whole life and what I live for is screwed up....................

Please stop using Batman, The Dark Knight and Wade Phillips in the same breath..............
 

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lewpac;2549755 said:
This whole thread is an embarrassment, trying to line up characters from a GREAT movie to this under-achieving bunch of disappointments.
I waited for the Dark Knight for two years. I told you about my "Star" tattoo on my leg. My BATMAN tattoo is bigger and easier to see.

Batman, The Dark Knight, was FAR MORE REWARDING and important to me than this train wreck of a season.
Plus, Batman is a true story.....The Cowboys winning a SB with this crew is more fictional than Batman.......... If Batman isn't a true story, then my whole life and what I live for is screwed up....................

Please stop using Batman, The Dark Knight and Wade Phillips in the same breath..............

This post makes me sad on more than one level.
 

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Idgit;2549778 said:
This post makes me sad on more than one level.

Alright? Quiz........

I you have been a Dallas Cowboy fan since 1964, and a Batman fanatic since you could remember what comic books were, WHAT WAS YOUR HIGH POINT OF 2008???????

'Nuff said..........................
 

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lewpac;2549800 said:
Alright? Quiz........

I you have been a Dallas Cowboy fan since 1964, and a Batman fanatic since you could remember what comic books were, WHAT WAS YOUR HIGH POINT OF 2008???????

'Nuff said..........................

If your high point of this year was a movie, I truly feel sorry for you.
 

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Vintage;2549804 said:
If your high point of this year was a movie, I truly feel sorry for you.


Entertainment. Entertainment. Entertainment.
Repeat after me........Entertainment. Entertainment. Entertainment.

What's the difference between sitting in a movie theatre and watching a movie, or sitting on your *** every Sunday, drinking beer, eating chips, and gaining weight watching the Cowboys? What, you jumped into the screen and had something to do with the outcome?
Watching Batman or watching the Cowboys, no difference. EXCEPT.....you got a pretty good idea that the Batman movie will probably be a little more rewarding than losing to the Eagles by 40 points.

If the Dallas Cowboys are MORE than just a passion and "fan" thing that's there for your pass-time and entertainment, than YOU'VE got just as big a problem, if not bigger.
Golfing, shooting pool, the Dallas Cowboys, Batman..............whatever.
Has no IMPACT on my paying my mortgage, feeding my kids, and other REAL LIFE stuff. How the Cowboys do or do not do literally has nothing to do with my day-to-day affairs. Puts no beans on the table. Has nothing to do with my health, income, shelter, taxes.....................nothing tangible.
At least that's what I'm telling myself THIS YEAR and LAST YEAR. Otherwise, I'd go insane if I put any REAL stalk in it................
So, as I said...............the Dark Knight, being a Batman fan, brought more to the table for me this year than the Dallas Cowboys.............not even close.
 

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lewpac;2549817 said:
Entertainment. Entertainment. Entertainment.
Repeat after me........Entertainment. Entertainment. Entertainment.

What's the difference between sitting in a movie theatre and watching a movie, or sitting on your *** every Sunday, drinking beer, eating chips, and gaining weight watching the Cowboys? What, you jumped into the screen and had something to do with the outcome?
Watching Batman or watching the Cowboys, no difference. EXCEPT.....you got a pretty good idea that the Batman movie will probably be a little more rewarding than losing to the Eagles by 40 points.

If the Dallas Cowboys are MORE than just a passion and "fan" thing that's there for your pass-time and entertainment, than YOU'VE got just as big a problem, if not bigger.
Golfing, shooting pool, the Dallas Cowboys, Batman..............whatever.
Has no IMPACT on my paying my mortgage, feeding my kids, and other REAL LIFE stuff. How the Cowboys do or do not do literally has nothing to do with my day-to-day affairs. Puts no beans on the table. Has nothing to do with my health, income, shelter, taxes.....................nothing tangible.
At least that's what I'm telling myself THIS YEAR and LAST YEAR. Otherwise, I'd go insane if I put any REAL stalk in it................
So, as I said...............the Dark Knight, being a Batman fan, brought more to the table for me this year than the Dallas Cowboys.............not even close.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I was a little thrown when you said that Batman was a "true story" and the Cowboys season was not. That's a little...uh...strange.
 

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cmacch;2549861 said:
I can't speak for anyone else, but I was a little thrown when you said that Batman was a "true story" and the Cowboys season was not. That's a little...uh...strange.

Lewpac and son at Halloween..............

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