Lets help Joe Gibbs...

Cas2800

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Lets help Joe Gibbs a little by coming up with some excuses why the Boys beat them on Sunday.

I can already hear him....." Well our guys fought their guts out but those refs just dont like us." But coach the score was 31-0 do you really think the Referees had anything to do with the loss? Gibbs...."Well i put some tape together that i'll be sending to the league for them to review. The touchdown pass to Glenn is the same play they used last week to beat the Chiefs. They used that on us earlier in the year and got us, and they used it again. That play needs to be banned. On the sack from Roy Williams on Brunell that caused the fumble which Jason Ferguson ran back for the touchdown, im sending that to the league because Roy Williams pulled Mark by the shirt causing him to fumble. I think there needs to be another Roy Williams rule for next year! On the two touchdowns where Sean Taylor was covering Jason Witten the players told me that Witten used his hands to stiff arm Sean Taylor. I think the league needs to review all these plays and they owe Daniel Snyder an apoligy and need to award us with 3 wins so we can be in the playoffs, because dang it Our guys fought their guts out and i love our team." :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

We had all heard him cry all year long. I was hoping we could come up with some original excuses that we can send to him on friday so he can be prepared for the azz whoopin his team is about to receive! So hets hear um!
 

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Cas2800 said:
Lets help Joe Gibbs a little by coming up with some excuses why the Boys beat them on Sunday.

I can already hear him....." Well our guys fought their guts out but those refs just dont like us." But coach the score was 31-0 do you really think the Referees had anything to do with the loss? Gibbs...."Well i put some tape together that i'll be sending to the league for them to review. The touchdown pass to Glenn is the same play they used last week to beat the Chiefs. They used that on us earlier in the year and got us, and they used it again. That play needs to be banned. On the sack from Roy Williams on Brunell that caused the fumble which Jason Ferguson ran back for the touchdown, im sending that to the league because Roy Williams pulled Mark by the shirt causing him to fumble. I think there needs to be another Roy Williams rule for next year! On the two touchdowns where Sean Taylor was covering Jason Witten the players told me that Witten used his hands to stiff arm Sean Taylor. I think the league needs to review all these plays and they owe Daniel Snyder an apoligy and need to award us with 3 wins so we can be in the playoffs, because dang it Our guys fought their guts out and i love our team." :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

We had all heard him cry all year long. I was hoping we could come up with some original excuses that we can send to him on friday so he can be prepared for the azz whoopin his team is about to receive! So hets hear um!

I cant top that...thats a winner.

:lmao2: :lmao: :lmao2:
 

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It snowed so mother nature is a Cowboys fan and gave them an unfair advantage.
 

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Top ten excuses for Gibbs:

10- CB injuries caused us to allow 200 yards on the ground
9- Brunell's bad thumb caused him to fumble on every sack
8- Cowboys had a larger sideline
7- Keyshawn was holding on every running play
6- Aikman revealed our gameplan to Tuna
5- Refs ran 45 seconds off the clock after we called time out
4- Barber did not get in the endzone
3- We ran out of challenges
2- The uprights swayed on the missed field goal

and number one excuse!
1- We thought the game was 1pm and the players got tired warming up!
 

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Yet another complaint/excuse for Coach Gibbs-Pork-n-Beans

Roy was lying in wait for Moss when he caught the ball and hit him way too hard. Isnt there a rule they could make up for that.

The Roy Williams Dont hit so hard when tackling rule? :laugh2:
 
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