LOL... Notes from Gosselin

[Chocolate Lab]

I hate the term "hater", but that's exactly what Gosselin is... Some quick notes from him on Norm's show:


-- When called his nickname "Goose" by Norm, starts by making a joke about how you can see geese flying by at the top of Jerry's stadium, the top seats are so high.

-- "So were you at the game Friday night, Rick?"
-- "Nope, I was in Washington."

-- Skins have a really great defense.
-- If the three receivers taken in the second round pan out, they could have six good receivers, which will make Campbell "an even better player". Skins could be a sleeper team.

-- Jerry's stadium is more flash than substance.
-- Video board "must be moved". Can't stay the way it is. Impossible.
-- Bill Polian and the Colts knew 90 feet wasn't high enough, why didn't Jerry?
-- Video board must be moved. Has to. (Did he mention that yet?)

-- Will Giants suffer without Plaxico? Oh no. They'll be fine. Jerry Reese has been preparing for this with all the young talent he brought in.
-- Ramses Barden is the all-time leading WR at Cal-Poly, you know.

(No, not kidding on that last one.)

The arrogance of the Ticket's Fake Goose is so close to the real one, it's hilarious. I was literally LOLing at my desk.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

So nothing good to say about the Cowboys, but the rest of the NFC East is A-OK, huh? And the stadium is more flash than substance? Why because SOME PEOPLE think the videoboard is too low? Ridiculous. Of course, he wasn't even there...

 

[AdamJT13]

So, was this the real Goose or the fake Goose?

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

Good receivers in Washington will make their bad QB look good? More like, their bad QB will makr their good receivers look worse (and it's debatable that they're good receivers). But hey, let's keep sugarcoating, all in the name of Cowboy-Hate.

 

[big dog cowboy]

If this was the real Goose, he should stick to the draft.

 

[Cowboys22]

Jerry Rice, Michael Irvin, and Marvin Harrion all in their prime and on the same team couldn't make Jason "Quincy Carter II" Campbell a good QB.

 

[tyke1doe]

So, was this the real Goose or the fake Goose?

My question too.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Yeah, just ask Detroit how stockpiling all those "good" receivers panned out.

 

[alancdc]

If the Skins were happy with their WR's then I doubt they would have felt teh need to sign that hack DJ Hackett. He was PATHETIC last year in Carolina.

 

[thechosen1n2]

I hate the term "hater",

I hate the the overuse misuse of the word "hater". Its not hatin, if one states the truth, and you right goose hates on the cowboys all the time.

 

[DallasEast]

Video board "must be moved". Can't stay the way it is. Impossible.

"Must be moved."

"Can be moved?" Certainly.

"Should be moved?" Debatable.

"Must be moved?" To quote The Duke: "Not hardly."

 

[Doctor32]

Unless it's the NFL Draft, and even that time of year is becoming sketchier for me, I am OUT on anything Gosselin writes or says.

 

[NextGenBoys]

So nothing good to say about the Cowboys, but the rest of the NFC East is A-OK, huh? And the stadium is more flash than substance? Why because SOME PEOPLE think the videoboard is too low? Ridiculous. Of course, he wasn't even there...

The scoreboard is more flash than substance, because its not a scoreboard.

It's a giant 1080p HDTV.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

So, was this the real Goose or the fake Goose?

Sorry... The real one.

 

[DallasEast]

The scoreboard is more flash than substance, because its not a scoreboard.

It's a giant 1080p HDTV.

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[Boyzmamacita]

The scoreboard is more flash than substance, because its not a scoreboard.

It's a giant 1080p HDTV.

Nobody in the Cowboys organization said it was a scoreboard. It's a videoboard. How is it more flash than substance when it does exactly what it's supposed to do - give fans a crystal clear look at what's happening in the game. Don't like it? Look down, I guess. If it was anywhere else, Goose would marvel at how great it is.

 

[CowboyWay]

-- If the three receivers taken in the second round pan out, they could have six good receivers, which will make Campbell "an even better player". Skins could be a sleeper team.


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Those are some pretty damn big "IF's".

And who are other 3? I'll give you Moss, but are you referring to Randal El as one of the other two?

And make Campbell an "even better player"????? Shouldn't he try to work his way up to being mediocre first?

 

[TellerMorrow34]

I guess he just loves being another hater. Good for him.

 

[Pottsville Maroons]

The arrogance of the Ticket's Fake Goose is so close to the real one, it's hilarious. I was literally LOLing at my desk.

The Ticket still has an old Fake Norm/Fake Goose interview from a couple of years back on their "TicketBit" page. I laugh every time I listen to it.

 

[AMERICAS_FAN]

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Don't give Michael Vick any ideas.