Mates of good standing, culinary people, uber drivers and contractors: Thus be it, a "Fan's Bill of Rights" you rowdy men and mustached women! 1. That we put a premium at No. 1. Charltans and Hills dont do it. 2. Respect the fans' collective values. dont consider criminals or loudmouths. 3. Go all out, at every snap and every merchandising deal ... Oh, I hear America singing!!! What are your wants, tillers of the land?