MartyB Blog: Why do black people love chicken?

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Why do black people love chicken?

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Why do black people love chicken?
Why do black people love chicken is a question my white friends ask me
constantly. Honestly I don't know the answer to the question besides
the fact that fried chicken is delicious. To find out more of what may
be the reason black people love chicken I did a survey. And in return
to my friends my question to them is why don't black people come in
the picture frames? You know what I mean the stock photos are always
happy white families but I never see black families. Maybe that will
change now that Obama is in office that's a great looking black
family, they are always happy and they jus recently added to the
family with a cute dog. That would would be a great stock photo. But
anyways.
here are some of the answers to my survey! I asked numerous people.
1) everybody likes chicken not just black people.
2) because it's greasey and black people use grease (LOL)
3) because back in the day that was all they were able to eat.
Everyone else would eat beef and not chicken
4) I don't know fool. Haha.
5) because it's in our DNA (really)
6) because it's let's fattening then red meat
7) because you can cook it with anything
8) it makes us run faster and jump higher
9) during slave times chicken was considered dirty so they fed it to
the slaves.
10) the media makes people believe chicken is all black people eat.
I'm black and I don't like chicken. (hahaha yea right)
11) my answer: everybody loves chicken despite race sex gender chicken
is scrumptious and everyone enjoys it. If you haven't had chicken go
get some.

With all that being said I am about to go get me a spicy ten piece
with fo (four) biscuits and a large red beans from popeyes. I don't
need a drink because I have purple koolaid at home.

Never stop chasing your dreams.
Peace, Love and Happiness
Marty B



:laugh2: I love this guy!!!

 

[Four]

repost, but it made me giggle again this time.

I dig goofy dudes.

 

[JBS]

repost, but it made me giggle again this time.

I dig goofy dudes.

wrong site, try match.com or eharmony.

 

[lurkercowboy]

I thought everyone loved chicken. I know I do.

Bennett is a funny guy.

 

[Yeagermeister]

mmmmmmmmmmm popeyes

kfc sucks

 

[Kevinicus]

mmmmmmmmmmm popeyes

kfc sucks

seconded.

 

[juck]

thats great.hes funny in an age where everyone is so politically correct.:laugh1:

 

[juck]

Popeyes is good,but i would die to have WG make me some wings instead.

 

[big dog cowboy]

mmmmmmmmmmm popeyes

kfc sucks

Tried the baked?

 

[WoodysGirl]

Popeyes is good,but i would die to have WG make me some wings instead.

You would die before I made you wings.. :laugh2:

 

[JBS]

You would die before I made you wings.. :laugh2:

it always amazes me, everytime a member makes a pass at WG she immediately responds. I think WG has wings, she is all over the place.

 

[Nav22]

with fo (four)

Love this dude's sense of humor.

 

[WoodysGirl]

it always amazes me, everytime a member makes a pass at WG she immediately responds. I think WG has wings, she is all over the place.

I don't respond all the time. Just most of the time. lol

 

[EPL0c0]

my favorite one: it makes us run faster and jump higher

after a long day, this was the kind of funny stuff I needed to help me unwind...great post

 

[juck]

You would die before I made you wings.. :laugh2:

:laugh2: :yousuck:

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Chicken is good.

 

[Hostile]

I think Marty B and LeotisBrown would be the all time conversation to listen to.

 

[Yeagermeister]

I think Marty B and LeotisBrown would be the all time conversation to listen to.

:laugh2:

I wish we could hook that up

 

[1fisher]

mmmmmmmmmmm popeyes

kfc sucks

Both are greasy and both suck! :laugh2:

Gus's World Famous Fried chicken is FAR greater than any of them!


to Gus's

 

[ZeroClub]

Martellus Bennett is beginning to remind me of Charles Barkley.