Matt Jones Released From Jail

[AbeBeta]

i have 4-6 beers every time i golf.

screw that. I have 4-6 every time I wake up

 

[adamknite]

screw that. I have 4-6 every time I wake up

That explains a lot.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That explains a lot.

yeah, abe's pretty ornery

 

[AbeBeta]

yeah, abe's pretty ornery

real beers too. not the ***** stuff that Lane drinks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

real beers too. not the ***** stuff that Lane drinks.

:laugh1:

 

[jazzcat22]

And what if the guy goes out fishing on Saturday...can't he have at least a sixer? I mean, sitting all day waiting for a fish to bite gets boring!

Fishing is an excuse to drink beer....and a mighty fine good one I must say...

 

[lane]

i'm enjoying some dos equis right now..

 

[Bob Sacamano]

i'm enjoying some dos equis right now..

hard drinker? go for the hard stuff like Mike's Lemonade

 

[Clove]

Pays to be white.

Pays to be rich. I'm pretty sure the money-hungry system does not care that much about even the average white guy.

 

[Big Dakota]

i'm enjoying some dos equis right now..

I really like dos equis lager. Not big into the dark stuff though.

 

[lane]

I really like dos equis lager. Not big into the dark stuff though.

have not had the dark stuff yet..

 

[silverbear]

Pays to be white.

It's always worked pretty well for me... the only problem is, I don't have a convenient excuse for my screwups...

Ah well, I guess that's the White Man's Burden...

 

[silverbear]

Alternatively, one could make the argument it was ******** of Jones to make a plea agreement and then break it, no matter what it was since he's the one who signed the agreement.

I'm pretty sure that was just a golf joke...

 

[silverbear]

i admit i was high on matt jones once

So long as you weren't high WITH Matt Jones once...

 

[silverbear]

i have 4-6 beers every time i golf.

I actually never drank while playing, and I was a drinking man back then...

But I'll tell you, there's not much that tastes better than a good, ice cold draft after 18 holes on a 90 degree day...

 

[JVita17]

Pays to be white.

Sad but true.

 

[silverbear]

Sad but true.

What's sad about that?? :

 

[EveryoneElse]

i have 4-6 beers every time i golf.

Sometimes I play like I've had 46 beers.

 

[AbeBeta]

i'm enjoying some dos equis right now..

No wonder you can have 6 while golfing.

Why don't you drink something that actually has alcohol in it?

Where I live, XX is called "near beer"

 

[AbeBeta]

hard drinker? go for the hard stuff like Mike's Lemonade

Two Zima please.