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Well, well, well, guess who's the best team in the NFL these days?
According to some pretty smart people, it's THE BOYS!
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d80b03369&template=with-video&confirm=true&icampaign=cp_1
I guess the hot shot Aaron Rodgers and the high flying Packers in Green Bay were no match for my super team. Ditto with the igglets. Who's left? Hmmm, not anyone of note. So it's pretty much sit back and relax time in Dallas...and as for all future patrons, inlcuding your inept skynyrds who come calling next week, in the words of Pink Floyd....Welcome to the machine!
Man, Romo is awesome. He's already surpassed Aikman and Staubach in 300 yard games and his career only began like half an hour ago. How's that for scary? Even when he has the occassional mishap, others on the team are more than ready to show off their prowess. Look at Felix, for instance. Thanks for not drafting him by the way. He's already scored in every game for us. Please wake me when one of your draft picks does something other than shank 20 yard punts. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now, as for your cute little pop warner team, ok granted, you got a couple of squeaker, by the hair of your chiny chin chin Ws at home against some perenial nobodies the last couple of weeks. So I'm sure everyone in skynyrd town is all like "WEE WANTS DALLUS! Derrrr...We guring too tehre supa bowrl! Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!! Spank, spank, spank, geesh".
Please, for the love of all that is good and holesome, will you settle down a little? Man, I just hate to see so many "special" people get their hopes way up, only to have their pants pulled down in front of everybody and expose their little cooley. So, as a duly concerned citizen, I'm here early on in the week to try and brace you guys for a slaughter...a b1tch slap of the View vs. McCain like proportions. Even though you play for Washington, not even a federal bailout is gonna help you come Sunday.
So just relax, enjoy your cute little meaningless wins that in the long run won't amount to a pinch of owl scat, and then take a couple of weeks off while the adults (i.e., the NFC East) spank the ever loving be-jesus out of your sorry butts...Afterwards, you can resume your meetings of the "potomac basin support group for fans of 3rd rate NFL talent" as you gear up to play the Rams (who knows, you may actually be able to win that one before the two minute warning).
As for this Sunday, i'm telling you now...don't watch unless accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. Don't say i didn't warn you.
Cowboys 45, Skynryds 6
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According to some pretty smart people, it's THE BOYS!
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d80b03369&template=with-video&confirm=true&icampaign=cp_1
I guess the hot shot Aaron Rodgers and the high flying Packers in Green Bay were no match for my super team. Ditto with the igglets. Who's left? Hmmm, not anyone of note. So it's pretty much sit back and relax time in Dallas...and as for all future patrons, inlcuding your inept skynyrds who come calling next week, in the words of Pink Floyd....Welcome to the machine!
Man, Romo is awesome. He's already surpassed Aikman and Staubach in 300 yard games and his career only began like half an hour ago. How's that for scary? Even when he has the occassional mishap, others on the team are more than ready to show off their prowess. Look at Felix, for instance. Thanks for not drafting him by the way. He's already scored in every game for us. Please wake me when one of your draft picks does something other than shank 20 yard punts. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Now, as for your cute little pop warner team, ok granted, you got a couple of squeaker, by the hair of your chiny chin chin Ws at home against some perenial nobodies the last couple of weeks. So I'm sure everyone in skynyrd town is all like "WEE WANTS DALLUS! Derrrr...We guring too tehre supa bowrl! Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!! Spank, spank, spank, geesh".
Please, for the love of all that is good and holesome, will you settle down a little? Man, I just hate to see so many "special" people get their hopes way up, only to have their pants pulled down in front of everybody and expose their little cooley. So, as a duly concerned citizen, I'm here early on in the week to try and brace you guys for a slaughter...a b1tch slap of the View vs. McCain like proportions. Even though you play for Washington, not even a federal bailout is gonna help you come Sunday.
So just relax, enjoy your cute little meaningless wins that in the long run won't amount to a pinch of owl scat, and then take a couple of weeks off while the adults (i.e., the NFC East) spank the ever loving be-jesus out of your sorry butts...Afterwards, you can resume your meetings of the "potomac basin support group for fans of 3rd rate NFL talent" as you gear up to play the Rams (who knows, you may actually be able to win that one before the two minute warning).
As for this Sunday, i'm telling you now...don't watch unless accompanied by a parent or legal guardian. Don't say i didn't warn you.
Cowboys 45, Skynryds 6
ribbet