Angus
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Have we seen the last of Pacman?
June 19, 2007 1:01 PM
Some of us grew up hearing that nothing good happens after 4 a.m. at Atlanta strip clubs, but we could all use a friendly reminder from time to time.
I know many of you frequent strip clubs because it's hard to beat a good buffet. And some of my colleagues have also pointed to the open and honest communication that takes place when you're politely slipping dollar bills into a complete stranger's g-string.
So why can't Pacman Jones simply stop and smell the carving station? Technically, he may have broken his self-imposed midnight curfew, but we all deal with insomnia in different ways.
At least one New York columnist says it's time for Commissioner Roger Goodell to give Pacman the permanent boot. The only thing that bothered me in Steve Serby's column was a reference to a speeding ticket Jones received for going 79 mph in a 55 zone.
I'm giving Pacman the benefit of the doubt on that one since Blockbuster now reserves a copy of the fascinating Texas Defensive Driving series for my unlimited use.
The truth is that most of us have developed Pacman fatigue. Even a lot of Titans fans I talk to via email just wish he'd go away.
At this point, I would say there's a 70 percent chance we never see the man in uniform again. At least a football uniform.
In other news, I've been asked to speak on a forum panel at Uptown Bar and Grill, and will be out for a couple of hours.
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June 19, 2007 1:01 PM
Some of us grew up hearing that nothing good happens after 4 a.m. at Atlanta strip clubs, but we could all use a friendly reminder from time to time.
I know many of you frequent strip clubs because it's hard to beat a good buffet. And some of my colleagues have also pointed to the open and honest communication that takes place when you're politely slipping dollar bills into a complete stranger's g-string.
So why can't Pacman Jones simply stop and smell the carving station? Technically, he may have broken his self-imposed midnight curfew, but we all deal with insomnia in different ways.
At least one New York columnist says it's time for Commissioner Roger Goodell to give Pacman the permanent boot. The only thing that bothered me in Steve Serby's column was a reference to a speeding ticket Jones received for going 79 mph in a 55 zone.
I'm giving Pacman the benefit of the doubt on that one since Blockbuster now reserves a copy of the fascinating Texas Defensive Driving series for my unlimited use.
The truth is that most of us have developed Pacman fatigue. Even a lot of Titans fans I talk to via email just wish he'd go away.
At this point, I would say there's a 70 percent chance we never see the man in uniform again. At least a football uniform.
In other news, I've been asked to speak on a forum panel at Uptown Bar and Grill, and will be out for a couple of hours.
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