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By: Billie Shakespeare Day
Do you have the time to listen to my whine about nothing and everything all at once?
The Cowboys look great in their current state excluding running back and the guy that punts.
Of course, this is all on paper, and could disappear like vapor, once the pads come on and the season begins.
I’m cautiously optimistic, despite all the bull(explicit), that relentlessly surrounds the blue and silver men
DeMarco Murray the reviled traitor said, “see you later” and is off to greener pastures in Philly
He’s turning in the blue star and moving afar to a place where their trophy case looks silly
Murray claims “it’s not about the money,” but even more funny “winning a Superbowl” was the reason
He may have a good year but mark my words here; his wife is the only trophy he’ll be toting by end of season.
Dez wants a long term deal, is insulted by 13 mil, tweeting to the nation “where is my security?”
The nation amidst a roar of laughter, not long after, responded at large questioning his maturity.
You see, scoffing at that kind of money, it ain’t even funny to the underpaid average joes like myself
That talk should stay in house, like a cat surrounded mouse, and left alone to collect dust on the shelf.
Joe Randle of underwear thievery fame, stole even more shame, claiming Murray “left meat on the bone”
While I will somewhat agree, it’s not up to me, to replace the dirty yards Murray fought for on his own.
Randle needs to learn, that everything he can earn, he will do so with hard work and his feet.
So shut your mouth, keep your baby mama drama in-house, and prove it in a little less than 8 weeks.
The infamous Greg Hardy, the perennial life of the media party, has issues on both sides of the page.
From crossing pc lines on twitter to allegedly being a woman-hitter, he may be better suited for a cage.
But now donning the silver & blue, the haters may boo but the Cowboys faithful will take him in embrace
Just so long has he plays, does so well on Sundays and lives in the opposing quarterbacks face.
The oft-berated Brandon Carr, wants to be paid like a superstar and refuses to consider playing for less.
With his best years behind him, he is clearly cashing in, screaming to anyone who will listen “I feel blessed!”
Be that as it may, there could come a day when he looks back on these years spent with the Cowboys in vain.
This year is his last chance to change the public stance that he looks like Tarzan but plays like Jane.
Randle Gregory the rookie, was worth a looksy, where the Cowboys took him in the second round
Considered a top 10 talent, the Cowboys put him in a balance, and gambled he could put the doobies down.
That remains to be seen, but on the TV screen his eyes sure do look squinty, foggy and red
Some say that’s how he looks, others say he’s cooked; but I say a pothead knows a pothead.
Now that we are caught up, we are collectively stuck in the blackhole of the offseason.
Two more months, to get over this last bump and once again are lives will have reason.
As we count the days, and cope in our various ways I hope this prose helps you through the rough patch.
To close, it’s been hell, and by the way *** the NFL, your blind if you don’t think that was catch!!!
Do you have the time to listen to my whine about nothing and everything all at once?
The Cowboys look great in their current state excluding running back and the guy that punts.
Of course, this is all on paper, and could disappear like vapor, once the pads come on and the season begins.
I’m cautiously optimistic, despite all the bull(explicit), that relentlessly surrounds the blue and silver men
DeMarco Murray the reviled traitor said, “see you later” and is off to greener pastures in Philly
He’s turning in the blue star and moving afar to a place where their trophy case looks silly
Murray claims “it’s not about the money,” but even more funny “winning a Superbowl” was the reason
He may have a good year but mark my words here; his wife is the only trophy he’ll be toting by end of season.
Dez wants a long term deal, is insulted by 13 mil, tweeting to the nation “where is my security?”
The nation amidst a roar of laughter, not long after, responded at large questioning his maturity.
You see, scoffing at that kind of money, it ain’t even funny to the underpaid average joes like myself
That talk should stay in house, like a cat surrounded mouse, and left alone to collect dust on the shelf.
Joe Randle of underwear thievery fame, stole even more shame, claiming Murray “left meat on the bone”
While I will somewhat agree, it’s not up to me, to replace the dirty yards Murray fought for on his own.
Randle needs to learn, that everything he can earn, he will do so with hard work and his feet.
So shut your mouth, keep your baby mama drama in-house, and prove it in a little less than 8 weeks.
The infamous Greg Hardy, the perennial life of the media party, has issues on both sides of the page.
From crossing pc lines on twitter to allegedly being a woman-hitter, he may be better suited for a cage.
But now donning the silver & blue, the haters may boo but the Cowboys faithful will take him in embrace
Just so long has he plays, does so well on Sundays and lives in the opposing quarterbacks face.
The oft-berated Brandon Carr, wants to be paid like a superstar and refuses to consider playing for less.
With his best years behind him, he is clearly cashing in, screaming to anyone who will listen “I feel blessed!”
Be that as it may, there could come a day when he looks back on these years spent with the Cowboys in vain.
This year is his last chance to change the public stance that he looks like Tarzan but plays like Jane.
Randle Gregory the rookie, was worth a looksy, where the Cowboys took him in the second round
Considered a top 10 talent, the Cowboys put him in a balance, and gambled he could put the doobies down.
That remains to be seen, but on the TV screen his eyes sure do look squinty, foggy and red
Some say that’s how he looks, others say he’s cooked; but I say a pothead knows a pothead.
Now that we are caught up, we are collectively stuck in the blackhole of the offseason.
Two more months, to get over this last bump and once again are lives will have reason.
As we count the days, and cope in our various ways I hope this prose helps you through the rough patch.
To close, it’s been hell, and by the way *** the NFL, your blind if you don’t think that was catch!!!
