So how did I do?
1-He loves Arkansas. His Alma Mater and these Razorback players walk on water to Jerry. Don't believe me? Felix Jones 2nd string RB picked in the 1st round over Chris Johnson & Ray Rice.He kept Clint Stoerner & Anthony Lucas on the practice squad for freaking 3 years and they sucked big time Jerry hoping they could blossom with time.I guess Jerry was hoping a decade(((((((-He got Dan Skipper as a UDFA)))))))
2-Jerry likes weird and silly nicknames. He must think because you have a goofy name or some cute nickname that must mean you are good.-Peppi Zellner never even started at his famed powerhouse college.That Dominant power Fort Hayes State and Jerry selected Zellner in the 4th round. Ebenezer Ekuban,Aqwasi Owusuh-Ansah,Skyler Green.((((((Chidobi Awuzie is a weird name,Taco Charlton silly nickname)))))
3-He has not drafted one Miami Hurricane since the breakup with Jimmie Johnson. Jerry holds his petty grudges.So no Huricanes.(((((( No Hurricanes again))))
4-Jerry likes to find that Diamond in the Rough. He wants to find someone that none of the NFL has thought about. He will find some obscure school and think this guy could be good. Devern Johnson(Sacred Heart) Kavika Pittman(McNeese State),Stepfret Williams(I can't even remember this college)etc.((((( Nate Threaker from Wayne State as a UDFA))))
5-Jerry is fixated in finding pass rushers early-Greg Ellis 1st,Demarcus Ware 1st,Anthony Spencer 1st,Shante Carver 1st,Ebenzer Ekuban 1st,Demarcus Lawrence 2nd,Kavika Pittman 2nd,(((((Taco Charlton)))))
6-Jerry feels the fans wrath and he will draft some Homer picks.The local kids to appease the fans. Texas A&M and instate Texas players.((((( Wasn't a stink draft so didn't have to pull the Homer card)))
7-Jerry is fixated by shiney objects. Someone right before the draft rumors that this guy is flying up the boards and Jerry is like a moth to a lightbulb totally hypnotized.(((( Looks like Garrett & Stephen kept him in check))))
8-Jerry drafts TEs early also-Gavin Escobar 2nd,Martellus Bennett 2nd,Anthony Fasano 2nd,David LaFleur 1st,Jason Witten 3rd,Eric Bjornson ,etc,((((( Surprised me,Witten gets another year under the sun))))
9- Jerry likes Frankensteins. Big tall guys who can barely move and Jerry thinks you can make it. Sam Young? George Hegamen? Antonio Anderson?(((((Dan Skipper as a UDFA))))
10-Jerry doesn't mind criminals , lunatics, druggies,and maniacs.(((Not sure Jourdan Lewis falls under this,but does have off field baggage)))
11-Jerry constantly drafts midgets WRs. Zuriel Smith?,Skyler Green?,Stepfret Williams?(((((He got Ryan Switzer))))
OK SO HERE IS MY JERRY JONES HAS LOCKED OUT EVERYONE Mock Draft
1-Taco Charlton DE Michigan-Jerry likes stupid nicknames and likes to draft pass rushers early.----((( I nailed the pick)))
2-Dan Skipper OT Arkansas- Jerry overrates his favorites. He likes big tall players who have little ability also. You run a forty that could be timed by a sun dial and Jerry is impressed. Also Arkansas so we should be ready for Jerry's favortism.(((( UDFA)))))
3-Michael Roberts TE Toledo.-Big Tall and his forty is below average. Can't get downfield,couldn't run a forty unless you put a chinese buffet line in front of him.(That's a miss)
4-Jeremy Sprinkle TE Arkansas-Yes but Jerry just drafted a TE,but this is Jerry we are talking about and Sprinkle can be a boneheaded scumbag thief(which he is),but he played at Arkansas and Jerry is is Heaven right now.(((That's a miss)))
No 5th round
6th-Jerelle Carter CB Trinity International.-yes you all have heard of this place right? It has to be some football powerhouse you don't know then?(NADA)))
7thA-Speedy Noll WR Texas A&M. Covers 3 things Homer crowd ,midget, and stupid nickname.(NOPE)
7thB- FREAKING KICKER!!! Actually this is low we draft kickers higher and if the kicker can a be a specialist I don't know he does something like he outruns our safeties or designated kicker every other time with the regular kicker, Jerry will do this.((( NO THANK GOD)))!!!!!
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