My neighbors wife

[Signals]

Here's a story my next door neighbor told me.

I am married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old.

Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no TV, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.


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[Yeagermeister]

 

[TellerMorrow34]

LOL! That's funny. Thanks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought this was going to be an excerpt from Penthouse

shame on you Signal

 

[big dog cowboy]

OH SNAP!!!

:eekmouse:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

 

[Cowboy Brian]

Should kick 'er out.

 

[Faerluna]

:laugh2:

 

[YosemiteSam]

Here's a story my next door neighbor told me.

I am married 36 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, no car, no TV, no money and slept on a sofa bed, but I got to sleep every night with a hot good looking 18 year old.

Now, we have a beautiful house, two nice cars, king size bed, money and a 50" screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 54 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18 year old beautiful girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, with no car, no TV, no money, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.


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My wife always tells me, "If you don't want me, someone else will!"

I respond with, "Honey, you are right. They will want you because you are an extremely sexy, outgoing, sports loving, physically fit brunette... till they learn what a ****ing psycho you are!" :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

My wife always tells me, "If you don't want me, someone else will!"

I respond with, "Honey, you are right. They will want you because you are an extremely sexy, outgoing, sports loving, physically fit brunette... till they learn what a ****ing psycho you are!" :laugh2:

Then comes the ringing in your ears from the frying pan. :laugh2:

 

[FloridaRob]

I have always had the philosophy that even the most beautiful, sexy, charming, engaging, outgoing, smart, talented, sports enthusiast, caring, loving, nurturing, woman in the world-----somewhere, someone thinks she is a *****.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I have always had the philosophy that even the most beautiful, sexy, charming, engaging, outgoing, smart, talented, sports enthusiast, caring, loving, nurturing, woman in the world-----somewhere, someone thinks she is a *****.

Nobody is perfect. (except me) Most of the time, someone with extremely pleasing traits, have equally horrid counter traits. (ie, super hot, yet extremely *****y and high maintenance or overly obese, but a wonderful and fun person)

I'm just glad I was lucky enough to be a complete stud.

 

[the kid 05]

high maintenance

i've come to the conclusion that all women are high maintenance.