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[kskboys]

I think he's the weather guy on the local NBC station.

Or maybe he was Rosie O'donnell's butt cheek flapper.

 

[Runwildboys]

Or maybe he was Rosie O'donnell's butt cheek flapper.

No, they're still searching for that guy.

 

[ESisback]

Whatever you do, don't let @ESisback "demonstrate" how to perform the handless car wash. He'll make you play the part of the car.

Dang, you beat me to it!

 

[kskboys]

No, they're still searching for that guy.

He forgot to strap a 2 x 4 across his butt before going in!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

He forgot to strap a 2 x 4 across his butt before going in!!!

He should've also tied their shoelaces together.

 

[GeauxAggie972]

Whatever you do, don't let @ESisback "demonstrate" how to perform the handless car wash. He'll make you play the part of the car.

I'm intrigued

 

[Runwildboys]

I'm intrigued

That's how he gets ya!

 

[kskboys]

Happens every time we sober up or when your significant others see y'all with the likes of me.

Sober time is 45 minutes of drinking coffee in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

I'm intrigued

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

He'll have you roped in and lathered up 'fore you can wink at Scarlet Johannsen!!!!!

 

[GeauxAggie972]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

He'll have you roped in and lathered up 'fore you can wink at Scarlet Johannsen!!!!!

Sounds like a good weekend

 

[Runwildboys]

Sounds like a good weekend

Commitmentphobe, are ya?

 

[kskboys]

Commitmentphobe, are ya?

A zillion likes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

What I cain't understand is how u city fellers can get excited about yer woman w/o some rattlesnakes n possums involved!!!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

What I cain't understand is how u city fellers can get excited about yer woman w/o some rattlesnakes n possums involved!!!!!

It ain't just city folks, my friend......There are plenty of us country folk who aren't into bestiality too.

 

[kskboys]

It ain't just city folks, my friend......There are plenty of us country folk who aren't into bestiality too.

Or don't admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

Or don't admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My neighbor has a goat. He says shut up.

 

[kskboys]

My neighbor has a goat. He says shut up.

I took a class on the paranormal in college. First day of class the professor asks how many believe in ghosts. Quite a few hands went up. Next question, who has seen a ghost. About half of those. Next question, who has had contact w/ a ghost. Maybe 6 or 7 hands went up.

Next question, who has made love to a ghost. One hand in the very back shot up.

The professor was amazed. He'd always asked this question just for kicks, never before had anyone responded in the positive.

"Would you come up here, sir, and discuss this w/ the class?" queried the prof?

"Shore", and a redneck from the back got up and ambled toward the front of class.

"Now, I don't want to embarrass you or anything, but would you mind telling us a bit about your experience making love to a ghost?"

The redneck responded "Ghost? I thought you said goat!!!"

 

[kskboys]

Is this thread about replacing ur pecker?

 

[GeauxAggie972]

I took a class on the paranormal in college. First day of class the professor asks how many believe in ghosts. Quite a few hands went up. Next question, who has seen a ghost. About half of those. Next question, who has had contact w/ a ghost. Maybe 6 or 7 hands went up.

Next question, who has made love to a ghost. One hand in the very back shot up.

The professor was amazed. He'd always asked this question just for kicks, never before had anyone responded in the positive.

"Would you come up here, sir, and discuss this w/ the class?" queried the prof?

"Shore", and a redneck from the back got up and ambled toward the front of class.

"Now, I don't want to embarrass you or anything, but would you mind telling us a bit about your experience making love to a ghost?"

The redneck responded "Ghost? I thought you said goat!!!"

Who's life story is that on this board?

 

[Xelda]

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Who's life story is that on this board?

It's either going to be ksk's or ES's story. The rest of us try to keep our noses clean. You've gotten ksk to tell a joke, he's welcoming you with arms open wide! Proceed with caution. You fit in so well, I'm surprised the others aren't giving you grief for taking so long to join. Don't forget to like everything Coach says after you've acquired your like button. He's threatened to haunt us if we don't.