Next ESPN headline?

[Tass]

"T.O. just released a statement faulting his teammates for the suicide attempt's failure."

:laugh2: I keed! I keed!

 

[LaTunaNostra]

"T.O. just released a statement faulting his teammates for the suicide attempt's failure."

Tass, how 'bout:

"Parcells' Neglect Leads Receiver to Death's Door"?

 

[Dale]

Owens fakes fake suicide

Edit: I'm not even sure i know what that means....but that shouldn't matter.

 

[trickblue]

How about:

TO's Actions Proves He's Gay
by Skip Bayless

 

[Dale]

How about:

TO's Actions Proves He's Gay
by Skip Bayless

RLMAO.

Winner.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

How about:

TO's Actions Proves He's Gay
by Skip Bayless

Ha, ha TB!

 

[sbuscha]

"TO's publisist like Vicoden and wine..."

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

"TO's publicist *beeps* him to near death"

 

[Reality]

ESPN: "T.O. Fakes Suicide to Avoid Tough Wednesday Practice."

When questioned later, Owens responded with, "I'll be alive on game day. I am always alive on game day."

-Reality

 

[GTaylor]

Just think, had TO played for the Commanders Gibbs would list him as life-support/unable to play, then all of a sudden on Sunday he shows up and is able to play full-speed.

On a sidenote, Nice to know we can joke about this......

 

[godofwar]

While keeping up with the Owens', Mike Vanderjagt unsuccessfully attempts suicide by shooting self in face. Misses wide right!

 

[zrinkill]

T.O.'s status for Gameday has been updated from doubtful too suicidal.

:laugh2:

 

[Yakuza Rich]

"Owens fakes death to be center of attention."

"Owens plots to have Parcells attacked by rabid wolverines."

"Parcells pushed Owens to suicide attempt."

"Leinart and Young to start this Sunday."

Anything's possible


YAKUZA

 

[BigDFan5]

How about:

TO's Actions Proves He's Gay
by Skip Bayless

Hey no fair I saw that post on extremeskins where the guy said this proved he was gay LOL

 

[trickblue]

Hey no fair I saw that post on extremeskins where the guy said this proved he was gay LOL

Hey... I said something to that effect earlier...

check post times... :laugh2:

 

[BigDFan5]

Hey... I said something to that effect earlier...

check post times... :laugh2:

ahh post times who needs them

Man reading that skins thread was a trainwreck, lots of morons out in force. Fortunately 90% of them were reasonable

 

[CowboyChris]

ESPN: Parcells pondering retirement, TO situation is taking a toll.

 

[Reality]

T.O.'s status for Gameday has been updated from doubtful too suicidal.

:laugh2:

Now, that was a good one

 

[Tass]

On a sidenote, Nice to know we can joke about this......

It IS funny. I started a thread earlier in the day that was poking fun at the whole situation and it was immediately deleted and I was sent PMs telling me I was a worthless piece of ****.

Now it's eight hours later and we are all making jokes. Somebody owes me an apology.