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Hostile

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20 bucks says little Miss Hotel Heiress dumps him pretty quickly since he won't the main man in NYC as she obviously hoped. Phoenix isn't up to her Upper Manhattan standards.
 

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She's a skank. Thankfully it'll be over when he realizes how much of a clown she is. Then he'll be quarterbacking for us with no distractions from his beanpole airbag.
 

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You fellas acting like you're too good for her, you know you'd jump in the sack with that if she'd give you the time of day. :D But I would strongly advise Mr. Leinart to wear protection at all times. Paris Hilton is the epitome of those old AIDS commercials where "you tell two friends, and they tell two friends, and they tell two friends....."
 

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TruBlueCowboy said:
You fellas acting like you're too good for her, you know you'd jump in the sack with that if she'd give you the time of day. :D But I would strongly advise Mr. Leinart to wear protection at all times. Paris Hilton is the epitome of those old AIDS commercials where "you tell two friends, and they tell two friends, and they tell two friends....."
I promise you, she does not interest me in the least. I don't get the crazed attraction beyond her wealth. Yes, I said it. I think her wealth is more attractive and a big reason why so many drool.

She's not bad looking but people act as if she rivals Helen of Troy. I can rattle off the names of over a hundred women (who are famous) that I find more attractive that Ms. Hilton.

In the immortal words of William Shakespeare, "much ado about nothing."
 

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TruBlueCowboy said:
You fellas acting like you're too good for her, you know you'd jump in the sack with that if she'd give you the time of day. :D But I would strongly advise Mr. Leinart to wear protection at all times. Paris Hilton is the epitome of those old AIDS commercials where "you tell two friends, and they tell two friends, and they tell two friends....."
I'm not even going to get into whether or not she's good looking. I think you could make a strong argument either way.

I will say, with 100% certainty though, that I would feel safer having sex with a rabid badger than I would with Paris Hilton.

I would not hit it on a train, I would not hit it in the rain. I would not hit it here or there. I would not hit it anywhere. I'm not interested, no thank you, ma'am. I will NOT do you Sam-I-am!
 

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Danny White said:
I would not hit it on a train, I would not hit it in the rain. I would not hit it here or there. I would not hit it anywhere. I'm not interested, no thank you, ma'am. I will NOT do you Sam-I-am!

:laugh2: :laugh2:
 

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Hostile said:
I promise you, she does not interest me in the least. I don't get the crazed attraction beyond her wealth. Yes, I said it. I think her wealth is more attractive and a big reason why so many drool.

She's not bad looking but people act as if she rivals Helen of Troy. I can rattle off the names of over a hundred women (who are famous) that I find more attractive that Ms. Hilton.

In the immortal words of William Shakespeare, "much ado about nothing."


First of all, she's not "The" hottest chick around IMO. She is, IMO, one of many hotties around.


Second of all, my attraction to her has nothing to do with her money. It has to do with her skanky look. I love that look in a chick. That look that makes you think "I bet she ***** like a jack rabbit after swallowing a bottle of vivarin", or something like that.


Of course I'd never want to be in a relationship with a woman that has that "Look". Not beyond a couple of hours anyway.
 

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Danny White said:
I'm not even going to get into whether or not she's good looking. I think you could make a strong argument either way.

I will say, with 100% certainty though, that I would feel safer having sex with a rabid badger than I would with Paris Hilton.

I would not hit it on a train, I would not hit it in the rain. I would not hit it here or there. I would not hit it anywhere. I'm not interested, no thank you, ma'am. I will NOT do you Sam-I-am!


we dont believe you you need more people.i just find that hard to believe.if she was naked in your bed when u got home you would beat.PERIOD

"covers ears and starts yelling la la la la la la la*
 

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TruBlueCowboy said:


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Heh heh, alriiiight.



See ya later, Ma'am. Well I guess I can't go swimming for half an hour. Giggity giggity giggity goo!
 

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Paris Hilton always makes me wonder what Michael Joackson would look like with a sex change....

I don't find her physically attractive it the least, would not hit it
 

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HeavyHitta31 said:
Paris Hilton always makes me wonder what Michael Joackson would look like with a sex change....

I don't find her physically attractive it the least, would not hit it


mj with a sex change=janet.
 

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HeavyHitta31 said:
Paris Hilton always makes me wonder what Michael Joackson would look like with a sex change....

I don't find her physically attractive it the least, would not hit it


No worries. She wouldn't bang you anyway. ;)
 
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