People Magazine: Romo and Jessica NOT engaged (yet)

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I'm tired of draft talk so here's some other speculative talk that even Mel Kiper's hair would become frazzled over:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20181670,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

If these two get married, it'll be like the Philly game + 15! :banghead:

Your IQ can only go down when hanging around Jessica Simpson for extended periods of time, and I don't think that correlates well with understanding an Ivy League offensive coordinator's playbook.
 

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I can think of a lot worse fates than having to wake up next to Jessica every morning for a few years.
 

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The sooner they get married the better, cause then they can get past this little honeymoon stage. She can start letting herself go, wearing curlers, bathrobe and thick wool socks and Romo can start neglecting her by concentrating on work. 5-10 years down the line when they get tired of the sham, Romo will have millions and a couple Lombardi's on the shelf next to his hottub to impress the young ladies.
 

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dallasfaniac;1982932 said:
The sooner they get married the better, cause then they can get past this little honeymoon stage. She can start letting herself go, wearing curlers, bathrobe and thick wool socks and Romo can start neglecting her by concentrating on work. 5-10 years down the line when they get tired of the sham, Romo will have millions and a couple Lombardi's on the shelf next to his hottub to impress the young ladies.

Sounds you've been down this road before. :laugh2:
 

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If Romo cannot do better then that plow horse he's not as smart as I thought he was!

Hell, her daddy probably sleeps in the same room with them! Beauty is only skin deep...

Come on, Romo! Wake up...

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FuzzyLumpkins;1982928 said:
I can think of a lot worse fates than having to wake up next to Jessica every morning for a few years.
The concern should be the possibility of his not waking up one morning after suffocating beneath her bosom.
 

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UVAwahoos;1982914 said:
Your IQ can only go down when hanging around Jessica Simpson for extended periods of time, and I don't think that correlates well with understanding an Ivy League offensive coordinator's playbook.

why say that about somebody? she seems like a relatively nice girl who stays out of trouble. yea she's blonde and not the most knowledgeable football fan ever...so what? she's a woman who's had a very successful career and should be given credit for doing so without being in the papers every other weekend for duis and worse...
 

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baj1dallas;1982970 said:
why say that about somebody? she seems like a relatively nice girl who stays out of trouble. yea she's blonde and not the most knowledgeable football fan ever...so what? she's a woman who's had a very successful career and should be given credit for doing so without being in the papers every other weekend for duis and worse...



:confused:

Please tell me you are not blonde?


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speedkilz88;1982946 said:
The concern should be the possibility of his not waking up one morning after suffocating beneath her bosom.

Like I said worse fates are easily imagined. :)
 
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