PFT: An asst coach forwards a porno e-mail to every GM and the Commish

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POSTED 9:31 p.m. EDT, May 20, 2007

MISADVENTURES IN E-MAIL

A league source tells us that an assistant coach with an NFL team attempted on Friday to forward a pornographic e-mail.

If his goal was to send it to every General Manager in the league, he was successful.

The list also included their secretaries. Oh, and the Comissioner got it, too.

We know who the coach is, but we're not going to reveal the name until we get confirmation from one more source as to the coach's identity.

Said the source: "I'm really shocked it hasn't hit the papers. Someone is doing a great job covering it up. But the whole league knows about it."

Who says the offseason gets boring after the draft?
 

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Theres pornography on the internet?
*GASP*

Seriously, there are viruses out there that send porn/spam out to all your address book and friend. And all you have to do is have an unpatched windows with no firewall. So what? Thanks PFT for the witch hunt.
 

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WoodysGirl;1504734 said:
POSTED 9:31 p.m. EDT, May 20, 2007

MISADVENTURES IN E-MAIL

A league source tells us that an assistant coach with an NFL team attempted on Friday to forward a pornographic e-mail.

If his goal was to send it to every General Manager in the league, he was successful.

The list also included their secretaries. Oh, and the Comissioner got it, too.

We know who the coach is, but we're not going to reveal the name until we get confirmation from one more source as to the coach's identity.

Said the source: "I'm really shocked it hasn't hit the papers. Someone is doing a great job covering it up. But the whole league knows about it."

Who says the offseason gets boring after the draft?

That sounds like the plot of an episode of The Office.

Was it Assistant Coach Michael Scott... no wait, make that Assistant to the Coach. :D
 

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Hypnotoad;1504740 said:
Theres pornography on the internet?
*GASP*

There's internet on the pornography?

*GASP*

And yeah...this is nothing. Unless he forwarded some Lemon-Party email. Then, it gets interesting.
 

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Danny White;1504748 said:
That sounds like the plot of an episode of The Office.

Was it Assistant Coach Michael Scott... no wait, make that Assistant to the Coach. :D
What's funny is it happens at my job, too. Someone sends an e-mail that goes to the whole company and then tries to recall it. Too late, half the place has already opened it.
 

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A friend of mine got fired for REPLYING to a spam email once. He reply was profanity laten about hating spam email. Problem was that in the reply (he hit reply all) was a group distribution list that contained the whole worldwide company and many customers.

Count to 10 then delete it, he learned the hard way.
 

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WoodysGirl;1504755 said:
What's funny is it happens at my job, too. Someone sends an e-mail that goes to the whole company and then tries to recall it. Too late, half the place has already opened it.

I remember my boss calling me into her office one day and asking me why I sent her an address to a website. I just did not know what to say as I knew I never sent her an address to any site.

Turns out there was a virus in the STATES email system that filtered down to ours. One of the things it did was send out spam emails.

She showed me the site and it was a porn video site:laugh1: Talk about being embarrassed. Funny thing was I was not afraid of getting in trouble about it as she knows I would never send that type of stuff. What scared me was the idea that one time she told me she had a dream that I brought her breakfast in bed.
So here I am thinking that she might wonder if I was hot for her and sent the email:laugh1: .
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1504760 said:
What scared me was the idea that one time she told me she had a dream that I brought her breakfast in bed.
So here I am thinking that she might wonder if I was hot for her and sent the email:laugh1: .

So are you?
 

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ndanger;1504896 said:
In the words of the infamous leotisbrown"inquirins minds want to know"!:eek:


I miss Leotis. I wonder where he's been lately.
 

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LD Fan;1504835 said:
So are you?

NO!

Although I kid around sometimes at work and say I am the cabana boy.:laugh2:

We had some young guy come in the front office to get an application or drop off a resume. I said, good the boss is looking for a new cabana boy as I am getting too old for her. :laugh2:

We never heard anything else from that guy.
 

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superpunk;1504754 said:
There's internet on the pornography?

*GASP*

And yeah...this is nothing. Unless he forwarded some Lemon-Party email. Then, it gets interesting.

And here I was hoping I could go a full year without being reminded of that. :geezer:
 

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POSTED 2:07 p.m. EDT, May 21, 2007
MORE ON THE E-MAIL MESS

A league source has shared with us some more information regarding the pornographic e-mail message that was sent to a whole host of high-level team employees.

For starters, the message wasn't sent only to all General Managers -- it was sent to everyone who has been added to the league's "All General Managers" e-mail distribution list. And that list includes everyone that the teams chose to put on the list.

Plus their secretaries.

We're also told that the sender attempted several times to recall the message, but was unsuccessful. We're also told that the sender later circulated an apology.

And here's where the situation gets potentially more intriguing. The assistant coach who sent the e-mail had been forwarded the message by a member of the team's front office.

We have confirmed the identify of the coach who sent the message, and of the front office employee who had sent it to him. And we're currently wrestling with whether or not we should disclose the names.

Should we? Shouldn't we? We welcome your input.
 

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WoodysGirl;1505106 said:
POSTED 2:07 p.m. EDT, May 21, 2007
MORE ON THE E-MAIL MESS

A league source has shared with us some more information regarding the pornographic e-mail message that was sent to a whole host of high-level team employees.

For starters, the message wasn't sent only to all General Managers -- it was sent to everyone who has been added to the league's "All General Managers" e-mail distribution list. And that list includes everyone that the teams chose to put on the list.

Plus their secretaries.

We're also told that the sender attempted several times to recall the message, but was unsuccessful. We're also told that the sender later circulated an apology.

And here's where the situation gets potentially more intriguing. The assistant coach who sent the e-mail had been forwarded the message by a member of the team's front office.

We have confirmed the identify of the coach who sent the message, and of the front office employee who had sent it to him. And we're currently wrestling with whether or not we should disclose the names.

Should we? Shouldn't we? We welcome your input.

I guess Greg Willaims thought Danny boys joke was funny and wanted to share...
 

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I emailed Florio and told him to keep it quiet.

Whoever did it is plenty embarrassed. And if its made public; his family will share that embarrassment.

And if he has young kids- I can only imagine the level of embarrassment then.

Hopefully PFT will keep its lid shut.

But Florio is going to milk this for what its worth.
 

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If a player did this, it would be all over the media...he would be publicly humiliated...
 

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I'm just trying to figure out what this "pornographic e-mail" entails. Was pics included or was it just lewd joke or story?
 

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I just now mistakenly sent WG and BP some great porn.......ON ACCIDENT!!


Sorry :D
 

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03EBZ06;1505171 said:
I'm just trying to figure out what this "pornographic e-mail" entails. Was pics included or was it just lewd joke or story?

Pictures of the new Commish at a Gentlemens Club with Pac-Man Jones, Chris Henry, Tank Johnson, Bill Romonowski (had to have a spitter and roid user in there) and Ron Mexico...I mean Michael Vick.
 

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Dallas;1505175 said:
I just now mistakenly sent WG and BP some great porn.......ON ACCIDENT!!


Sorry :D

<Checks watch>
<mutters to self> Why is it taking so long to get here.

Curses DALLAS realizing it was not real but a joke.

:p:
 
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