PFT: Joey Porter pleads guilty to battery

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POSTED 3:19 p.m. EDT, May 30, 2007

PORTER PLEADS GUILTY TO BATTERY

The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery arising from his fight earlier this year with Bengals left tackle Levi Brown.

Porter was ordered to pay a $1,000 fine.

Porter's case undoubtedly will be reviewed by the Commissioner under the revised Personal Conduct Policy. Under the old policy and practice, this kind of thing likely would have resulted in the loss of a game check. In light of the Commish's new approach to cleaning up the off-field shenanigans, we've got a feeling that Porter might actually get a one-game suspension.

If so, the Dolphins would be able under the new CBA to recover up to 25 percent of the portion of Porter's signing bonus that applies to the 2007 cap year.
 

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I would bet that Joey Porter gets a suspension longer than one game.
 

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Suspend Porter for 10 season or until he retires. Whichever is longer. :D
 

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A thousand bucks for leading 6 guys to jump one guy?

I got a thousand bucks that says if I were to ever catch up to my abusive ex-brother-in-law and put a 1 on 1 thumping on him that he deserves, and plead guilty when the time came, that I couldn't get off for a thousand bucks.

I swear the inequity of stuff just amazes me.
 

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Hostile;1513313 said:
A thousand bucks for leading 6 guys to jump one guy?

I got a thousand bucks that says if I were to ever catch up to my abusive ex-brother-in-law and put a 1 on 1 thumping on him that he deserves, and plead guilty when the time came, that I couldn't get off for a thousand bucks.

I swear the inequity of stuff just amazes me.

It amazes you?

Really?

Or do you mean its just pathetic?

Nothing really surprises me anymore. And that's pathetic, because I am only 21 and shouldn't be this cynical about life, people, etc.
 

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Vintage;1513318 said:
It amazes you?

Really?

Or do you mean its just pathetic?

Nothing really surprises me anymore. And that's pathetic, because I am only 21 and shouldn't be this cynical about life, people, etc.
That one.
 

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If it only costs a thousand dollars I got some people I plan to beat up.
 

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Hostile;1513313 said:
A thousand bucks for leading 6 guys to jump one guy?

I got a thousand bucks that says if I were to ever catch up to my abusive ex-brother-in-law and put a 1 on 1 thumping on him that he deserves, and plead guilty when the time came, that I couldn't get off for a thousand bucks.

I swear the inequity of stuff just amazes me.

That is exactly what I was thinking.....this is a pile of crap! :starspin
 
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