PFT: More fun with Emmitt

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MORE FUN WITH EMMITT

We haven't said much about ESPN's Emmitt Smith over the past few days. (Actually, we have. But most of it was in the latest Monday night Live Blog.)

A few of his comments bear repeating here.

Even before the game or the five-hour on-air run-up to it began on Monday, Emmitt was doling out wisdom on ESPN Radio, including this free advice to the Cowboys: "If you want to stay perfect, you cannot go undefeated with a blemish on your record."

Then, during the hour-long SportsCenter that spills into Monday Night Countdown, Emmitt addressed whether the Cowboys are on the same level as the Pats and the Colts with this inherently contradictory gobbledygook: "The Dallas Cowboys are not far behind, they are a distant third, they're close but they're not quite there yet."

After the game, Stu Scott asked Emmitt and Steve Young to describe -- in two words -- what they believed would have happened if they had been told before the game that the Cowboys would commit six turnovers and force only one. Emmitt said, "Cowboys lose big time."

And Emmitt also mangled one of the all-time great sports quotes by tritely comparing Jim Valvano's courageous battle with cancer to the ability of the Cowboys to come from behind to beat the Bills.

As anyone who ever saw Valvano's riveting, heart-warming, and heart-breaking speech at the 1993 ESPY awards knows, from instant recall memory and without having to pull up the video on YouTube, Valvano's key line, delivered with a resolute yet slightly breaking voice, was: "Don't give up. Don't ever give up."

So Emmitt completed his latest bad night by desecrating one of the phrases by which Valvano should always be remembered when Emmitt said, "Never quit. Don't quit."

Emmitt -- we urge you to deviate, right now, from your version of Valvano's motto.
 

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"If you want to stay perfect, you cannot go undefeated with a blemish on your record."
If Madden had said that, I'd laugh. With Emmitt, it's just sad.
 

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PFT writers (and anyone associated with them) I ask you to deviate, right now, from ever inhaling oxygen. Ever again.
 

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I hate it cause I love 22, but he is WAY over his head on MNF man.
 

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theogt;1700021 said:
If Madden had said that, I'd laugh. With Emmitt, it's just sad.
I find it more comical more than anything else.

Sad, maybe because he played for the 'boys. Anybody else, we'd be falling out of our chairs laughing.
 

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WoodysGirl;1700035 said:
I find it more comical more than anything else.

Sad, maybe because he played for the 'boys. Anybody else, we'd be falling out of our chairs laughing.
It's only funny in a laughing at him sort of way, which is sad.
 

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theogt;1700039 said:
It's only funny in a laughing at him sort of way, which is sad.
Exactly.

And that's prolly how he'll gain a cult audience. Those who wait to see how bad he'll be that week.
 

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Rack;1700026 said:
PFT writers (and anyone associated with them) I ask you to deviate, right now, from ever inhaling oxygen. Ever again.

Why he just plain sucks as a commentator... Im not sure if hes trying to be smart or just talk smart but he is in way over his head...... Hope he enjoys it though cause this year will be the last.
 

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dillinger319;1700044 said:
Why he just plain sucks as a commentator... Im not sure if hes trying to be smart or just talk smart but he is in way over his head...... Hope he enjoys it though cause this year will be the last.

I was more referring to the Valvano comment. As if he's the first freakin' person on earth to say "Don't Give up" or "Don't Quit".


As for the other Emmitt comment, big freakin' deal. He's not the only person on ESPN that doesn't make sense.
 

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WoodysGirl;1700041 said:
Exactly.

And that's prolly how he'll gain a cult audience. Those who wait to see how bad he'll be that week.
Maybe that's ESPN's plan. I really hate that channel all around.

I was watching a guy today on there that said that Darren MacFadden was hands down the best athlete in college football, but there was no clear cut Heisman candidate. Hello?

He later said, with the utmost sincerity, that the current USC team could beat the Miami Dolphins.

Seriously, do you have to have an IQ of 90 or lower to work for this ****-hole of a company?

I only watch it because I can't stand cable news and NFL Network replays the same mess over and over and over.
 

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Sometimes Emmitt says things that just make me cringe and feel bad for him.
 

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It's like the little toddler that is so ugly he's cute. Emmitt is so damn bad it's funny. The sad part is he doesn't realize it.
 

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theogt;1700021 said:
If Madden had said that, I'd laugh. With Emmitt, it's just sad.


LOL


Is Steve Young purposely stuttering or speaking incorrectly to make fun of Emmitt? Or is it contagious? LOL


Anyone else notice this?
 

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I said it before and I'll say it again.

Emmitt dancing > Emmitt announcing
 

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I heard Emmitt on the radio and he talked about Cincinnati giving up 56 to the Browns and i didn’t think that was right so i went to nfl.com and sure enough, it was 51. Even after retirement Emmitt is still destroying stats.
 

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Emmitt makes me cringe. He's my all-time favorite Boy next to Michael. I hope he gets help after the season provided he still has a gig.
 
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