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Posted by Mike Florio on April 5, 2009, 4:35 p.m.
And just as we were starting to think that this was a fairly slow and quiet weekend in the NFL, allegations have arisen that are roughly as startling as anything we’ve heard lately.
According to the Boston Globe, shots rang out at the wedding celebration of Pats quarterback Tom Brady
and model Gisele Bundchen.
We refuse to call Bundchen a “supermodel” until she demonstrates the ability to fly. In this specific case, we’ll also accept “faster than a speeding bullet.”
Especially since the new Mrs. Brady’s security detail allegedly was responsible for the shooting.
The incident occurred in Costa Rica. Two photographers hired by a photo agency known as INF “narrowly escaped death” when gunmen fired at their jeep as they drove away from the site of the wedding.
“I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done,” one of the photographers told INF. “I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures that Gisele didn’t want published. Are they insane?”
Authorities reportedly are investigating.
In our view, not even the most powerful hallucinogenic compounds could have prompted the writers of the supposedly far-fetched Playmakers series to come up with such a twist — especially if the story arc includes Tom showing up late for the Super Bowl because he was making a conjugal visit to Gisele’s Costa Rican prison.
And just as we were starting to think that this was a fairly slow and quiet weekend in the NFL, allegations have arisen that are roughly as startling as anything we’ve heard lately.
According to the Boston Globe, shots rang out at the wedding celebration of Pats quarterback Tom Brady
and model Gisele Bundchen.We refuse to call Bundchen a “supermodel” until she demonstrates the ability to fly. In this specific case, we’ll also accept “faster than a speeding bullet.”
Especially since the new Mrs. Brady’s security detail allegedly was responsible for the shooting.
The incident occurred in Costa Rica. Two photographers hired by a photo agency known as INF “narrowly escaped death” when gunmen fired at their jeep as they drove away from the site of the wedding.
“I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done,” one of the photographers told INF. “I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures that Gisele didn’t want published. Are they insane?”
Authorities reportedly are investigating.
In our view, not even the most powerful hallucinogenic compounds could have prompted the writers of the supposedly far-fetched Playmakers series to come up with such a twist — especially if the story arc includes Tom showing up late for the Super Bowl because he was making a conjugal visit to Gisele’s Costa Rican prison.
, they allegedly were swarmed by members of the wedding party and five hired goons dressed in black.
