Phatt Phree's NFL All Criminal Team

[Angus]

You might want to look at this. Past Cowboys are well represented: http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=2&StoryID=850&LayoutType=4.47495527728086

 

[BlueStar22]

It got a chuckle out of me.

 

[RCowboyFan]

You might want to look at this. Past Cowboys are well represented: http://www.thephatphree.com/Features.asp?SectionID=2&StoryID=850&LayoutType=4.47495527728086

Coach, they should have gone with Gun Smoke aka Barry Switzer, and it should have been a easy choice at that

 

[Gibby!]

Coach, they should have gone with Gun Smoke aka Barry Switzer, and it should have been a easy choice at that

Or Mike "The Ticket" Tice.

 

[THUMPER]

How does Leonard Little not make the team? I can see why he would miss Dwayne Goodrich since he wasn't around long and he has a bunch of DBs already but Little is a classic case.

 

[Hostile]

How does Leonard Little not make the team? I can see why he would miss Dwayne Goodrich since he wasn't around long and he has a bunch of DBs already but Little is a classic case.

There are a lot of players excluded. Dexter Manley for instance. Pretty much an agenda driven piece of crap.

 

[AtlCB]

I would replace Michael Irvin with Santonio Holmes. Eugene Robinson should be replaced with Sean Taylor. Samari Roll should be replaced by Dwayne Goodrich. I'm sure we could also find a bigger criminal than Corey Fuller. Rafael Septien should replace Sebastian Janikowski.

 

[THUMPER]

I'm surprised he missed Lance Rentzel.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Sucks to have to say this but lets face it, we could probably put a team together with nothing but Cowboys.

Can't imagine that will be to far down the road.

 

[5Stars]

Sucks to have to say this but lets face it, we could probably put a team together with nothing but Cowboys.

Can't imagine that will be to far down the road.

Actually, ABQ, I would bet that could be said about all NFL teams throughout history...it's just the the Cowboys players are under the microscope more then other teams.

That's part of being America's Team...a team of Stars!

 

[SA_Gunslinger]

ugh.

it will always be a thorn in my side that so many of our great players have turned out to be less than admirable citizens.

i just hope we've seen the last of this.

 

[Da Hammer]

funny stuff

 

[lurkercowboy]

Has anyone read a book called "pros and cons" it is about criminals in the NFL. The author made a point that the Cowboys got a lot of bad publicity, but the worst offenders were on other teams. He didn't go into detail about one single Cowboy.

 

[5Stars]

Has anyone read a book called "pros and cons" it is about criminals in the NFL. The author made a point that the Cowboys got a lot of bad publicity, but the worst offenders were on other teams. He didn't go into detail about one single Cowboy.

I read that book, and still have it...and you are right. There are many, many, more players that have come into the NFL that were way worse then any Cowboy player!

For those of you that have not read it...read it...you will be amazed at what you find out about some players that you might know...

Damn, I have so many Cowboy books, I should Ebay them...I could at least get some of my money back!

 

[jackrussell]

Sucks to have to say this but lets face it, we could probably put a team together with nothing but Cowboys.

Can't imagine that will be to far down the road.

And then they could make a movie out of it...

....and get Adam Sandler to star in it.

 

[BlueStar22]

How does Leonard Little not make the team? I can see why he would miss Dwayne Goodrich since he wasn't around long and he has a bunch of DBs already but Little is a classic case.

add the fact that Goodrich sucked!

 

[Raneiron#31]

You know honestly that group of guys could be a really dangerous team. That LBing core alone could terrorize offenses.

 

[MossBurner]

Eugene Robinson should be replaced with Sean Taylor.

Pretty hard to be considered for the All-Criminal Team when Sean's never been convicted of a crime in his life.

 

[JackMagist]

There are a couple more that they missed. A case could be made for:

Art Schleister <sp?> - multiple gambling and weapons charges. Excellent backup to Marinovich

Demtrius Underwood - perfect backup to Spellman, they played together and Spellman was his mentor, similar charges against them.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Ray Lewis would be a real killer on that Defense...



I slay me.... LOL